Lamma-zine - Presented by Compunicate!

Issue #30, April 2004

Lamma-zine - The e-Magazine for our Island Community

All photos & writing (except where credited otherwise),

plus design, editing, ads, publishing, distribution: Lamma-Gung

Many thanks to all contributors, collaborators & advertisers,

plus all writers & photographers, proofreaders & cheerleaders.

Lamma-zine - The e-Magazine for our Island Community

 

 

Contents


 

Editorial

Follow-up

Emails to the Editor

Publicity

Best of the Month

About Lamma-zine

Story Poll

Events Calendar

Next Issue

    INTERVIEW

  1. The Loveliest Place on Lamma!

    DINING

  2. Restaurants & Bars - April 2004

  3. Land of Herbs & Veggies at the Beach

    PARTIES

  4. Sexy Biaatch of Boracay

  5. Sacred Drums on Kublai's Kahn
    PEOPLE

  6. Nadia - Second-hand Artist?

  7. Like an Indian Village?

  8. First-ever Female Cricket Club Captain
    ENVIRONMENT

  9. We're Getting a Wind Turbine

  10. Very Temporary Helipad

  11. Inside & Beyond the Typhoon Shelter

  12. Doggy Island

All 12 main stories of this issue at a glance!

Mouse over to reveal the pictures, click to jump to story

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Business Ads:

Editorial:  Welcome to the Official Court Cartoonist!


 

Frankly, sometimes it can be very tiring & frustrating to find new contributors for the Lamma-zine! Many people love to read, but only a precious few are willing to contribute. Imagine my utter joy and sheer delight when I finally managed to convince Harry Harrison - of SCMP fame - to create an original, exclusive cartoon for the Lamma-zine!

 

After many months of smooth-talking ("...contribute one of your beautiful creations to grace the modest Internet pages of the Lamma-zine which is obviously not worthy of your artistic genius, but nevertheless would feel so greatly honoured and utterly delighted to include your illustration..."), plus a bit of arm-twisting, bribing, blackmailing, torturing, etc., I've finally succeeded in "motivating" and "inspiring" Harry for his first-ever cartoon exclusively created for the Lamma-zine (see above)! Taking full advantage of my full-creative-freedom-no-limitations editorial policy, he's come up with a smelly masterpiece that might not be acceptable to a family newspaper like the SCMP.

 

Harry commented that the "formal word 'faeces' in the cartoon juxtaposes the crude nature of the visual". I love it and I hope so do you! Click on it to get a wallpaper-sized version, perfect for an irreverent localised desktop. Stare at it long enough and its subliminal messages might make you want to adopt a cute puppy dog right away! Or it might make you run to the toilet!

 

Harry's been declared the Official Court Cartoonist of the Lamma-zine, promising more illustrations, "to call up some of the more annoying features of life on Lamma"! He's had a look at my editorial calendar for next month for inspiration, identifying some "big red shiny targets".

 

The illustration of Harry on the right was done by the Official Court Artist of the Lamma-zine, the Aggressively Shy Stick Insect Hunter (ASS-IH), a while back. What kind of official would YOU like to be? Official Village Idiot is already taken, but an official title would look really good on your name card!

 

In the meantime, have a look at Harry's former Lamma-related artworks in his Posters Gallery (see left) and on his own comprehensive, beautiful & professional website. Its "Bottom Drawer" is full of clever but repetitive text, like "Copy to be written to fill this section," and even a lot of Latin: "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit"!

 

I've been looking for a 2nd-hand digital camera in the last issue, to replace my failing current one! A shiny hero has stepped forward to save me from a camera-less existence: Take a bow, David Kerr from the SCM Post, loyal Lamma-zine reader for over a year! He generously donated his fancy, but little-used Nikon Coolpix 3100 to the Lamma-zine. He didn't accept any cash, only barter for a redesign of his personal website honouring his late father. Such a truly noble soul is living amongst us mere mortals? We should be deeply honoured!

Thank you, David, I am not worthy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Many of the photos in this issue have already been taken with the new camera: Helicopter, wind turbine, Nadia's art gallery, About the Lamma-zine, Easter Eggheads...

 

The digicam is so small, light & cute that it'll accompany me EVERYWHERE from now on! Beware when you see me approaching, always on duty and on the prowl for more photos to feed the voracious Lamma-zine which gobbles up 200-300 new photos in every issue, incl. photo galleries!

 

A new type of cover this time: if you haven't done so yet, move your mouse over the cover graphics illustration at the top of this issue, click on any picture that looks interesting! Try it! The cover computer graphics was created from one of the first "Multi-Shot" photos taken with my new digicam (see right), taking 16 continuous shots while waving the camera around wildly.

 

Two new permanent sections are starting in this issue: besides the now permanent online poll, started in the last issue, I've added Publicity and Follow-up sections for some of the news & stuff too small for an entire article. Also, the Editor is actually replying to some of the THOUSANDS OF EMAILS (almost all junk emails) he receives every month!

 

As promised in the last issue, the best two contributors in each issue will receive either a fine bottle of wine (first 2 bottles donated by Vinoasis! Thank you!), or a free meal in a local restaurant! Congratulations to our winners this time: Barry Swerdlow (Doggy Island photos) and our Lamma Cricket Club Correspondent (Cricket Club in Chiang Mai)! Email me with your tips, ideas, stories, photos, anything! YOU might win next time!

 

Friendly greetings from Lamma-Gung

(definitely not a Sexy Biaatch & not an Easter Egghead yet)

Managing Editor & Publisher of Lamma-zine,
Managing Consultant of
www.Compunicate.com,
Site Administrator & Artsy Cybergeek of Lamma.com.hk

 

P.S. Most pictures & all ads are clickable links! ANY TEXT in this dark-blue or this purple colour is a clickable link to more content, for example photo galleries and additional pages, all called supplements.

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Ads for Restaurants, Bars, Food & Misc.:

Follow-up:  New section!

 

Quite often, I get interesting feedback on already published stories, or there's something new to report or additional materials submitted, but it's not enough for a new full story. This new section will follow up on formerly published stories. Let me know if you like the idea or not!

 

• Lammadonna interview:

 

Something quite surprising, even frightening just happened today on Main Street: Lammadonna stopped me, smiled broadly and said repeatedly that she liked my interview very much, even slapping my shoulder in a friendly & encouraging way. I've tried to be fair and impartial, but this enthusiastic reaction still amazed me. I thought it was a hard-hitting piece of intrepid investigative journalism, full of stinging irony & sarcasm, revealing the inner machinations of local politics, the secret personality of a local mover & shaker, maybe causing her never to speak to me again! But she actually LIKED it!

 

We've established an infrequent, but good rapport now, fortunately. I've already had another long interview with her, this time in her brand-new office's conference room with one of her volunteers interpreting. Topics ranged from the typhoon shelter extension to the Ring Road objections and the lifespan of our new but very temporary helipad. More about her detailed replies in this and the next issue.

 

• Dragonboating:

 

An "officially approved" quote from Karl Kinsman, Vice Captain of the male team:

"I must say I am very pleased with the team this year. We have a lot of strong new blood. As well as the pick of the litter from years past. Everyone is picking up the stroke quickly. If we continue to work as a team and keep up the training I can say with confidence that we will have a great season."

Otherwise, no news, photos or web pages yet from the dragon-boaters? Maybe next month, after their first race (Tin Hau) in YSW harbour on May 5?

 

• Frazer's Farewell Ho Down:

 

More pictures from Hamada, from Garoupa's performance in the Island Bar, just before the YSWankers:

 

• Ran's story about

Alain N'Galani:

 

Remember that great photo of Alain's fist sculpting Ran's face in training, from the 350 Rans series, auctioned off weekly on eBay for charity? I liked it so much that I bought it at US$20 (unique, signed, dated, and numbered), to support Ran's charity drive. It was printed on his brand-new archival-quality inkjet printer, supposedly guaranteed for 150 years. If the print fades after only 149 years, I plan to demand my money back!

In the meantime, the poster on the right is announcing Alain's World Title Fight in Bangkok this weekend (Apr 23-26). More about the outcome in the next issue. Good luck, Alain! If he triumphs, the resale value of my unique artwork might quickly soar, hehehe...

 

Breaking News: Alain won and is now a World Heavyweight Muay Thai Champion!

SCM Post cover story last Sunday, Apr 25. Pictures and interview in next month's issue!

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  1. The Loveliest Place on Lamma!

     

     

    There are so many lovely places on Lamma and everybody has their own favourite, often secret spot. Some are well-known to locals and tourists alike, some are beautiful, but very little known, like the place on the right. No, not the Hotel Intercontinental in Tsim Sha Tsui with a HK Island view. Guess!


    It's the Cococabana Restaurant in Mo Tat Wan, a 200-people village beyond Sok Kwu Wan, in a romantic little bay overlooking Aberdeen, with its own ferry pier. Owner/manager/chef Jean-Paul Gauci calls it "The Loveliest Place on Lamma!" But he would, having just settled there 9 months ago with wife Patsy and son Nino. He finds YSW too busy & too crowded, like HK Island!

     

    On a recent balmy afternoon, Lamma-Por and I sat down for an early dinner and a long, friendly, funny chat with perfect host Jean-Paul, who's cooked in many great restaurants worldwide. You can take the ferry via Sok Kwu Wan, alighting just outside Cococabana, or walk there from Sok Kwu Wan (at least 30 mins).

     

    I had walked there all the way from Yung Shue Wan via Lo Tik Wan (see story). Totally exhausted, enjoying a glass of their cool, refreshing house wine on their beach-front balcony (see left), the incredible food appearing course after course, it certainly looked like the loveliest place to me!

     

    A fantastic place for a group booking, junk trip or any party. We've sampled the Menu Surprise which is designed daily by Jean-Paul, taking into consideration Cococabana's most popular platters and what's fresh & best that day. It's $320 per person, everything included, even Kir Royale, coffee/tea, dessert & service charge. Not cheap, but definitely great value! To our surprise, generous Jean-Paul didn't let me pay for the Menu Surprise! See the special menu we enjoyed below right, click here for their detailed Q&A. For their website, click on any photo.

    Without exaggerating, this was by far the best non-Chinese meal we've EVER had anywhere on Lamma! This is 5-star-hotel-quality food, but in a quiet, peaceful al fresco setting above a clean, sandy beach, the best of town & island life combined! Highly recommended!

     

    Jean-Paul:
    Seafood & Eat it

    We are a Restaurant and Bar and have a great beach location, only 15 min from HK by ferry. We serve Provençale cooking, most recipes are authentically created as in the Provençe of Southern France. Our menu also includes some delicious Mediterranean seafood dishes, Moroccan Grill, Greek Houmas and lots more.

    There are two other aspects to our menu. First, the Surprise Menu where our Chef Jean Paul Gauci will create a tailored menu for your party from the best of that day. Of course, it starts with a welcome drink on the house, and lastly our very popular Children’s Menu consists of all the kids' favourites & our own comfort food.

    Although we are a laid-back Mediterranean beach restaurant, you can be sure to find the family feeling present throughout, fresh honest tastes, accurate and friendly service. We also have a  very modest wine list from Chateau Neuf du Pape to Australian Wolf Blass Shiraz, not to mention French Provençale and Italian  wines for as little as $160 per bottle.

    Special menu:

    Antipasti platter w/Italian & Provençale Hors d'oeuvres,

    Baked Saint Maure Goat's Cheese wrapped in Bacon with Walnuts & Balsamico dressing,

    Prawns Piri Piri sauteed in Chilli & Garlic w/fresh Herbs,

    Grilled Mediterranean Sardines with Rosemary Butter and Picard,

    Dutch Mussels steamed in white Wine, Herbs & Shallots,

    Oven-grilled African Chicken with Coconut, Peppers & Spice,

    Barbary Duck Confit with Rosemary, Honey and Lemon,

    Dessert sampler (French Apple Tart topped w/Ice-cream, Caramelized Egg Cream, Chocolate Mousse Cake),
    Tisane (French Herbal Tea).

    (all photos provided by Cococabana, click here for their Q&A)  

    Getting back home is easy, by frequent ferries from just outside the restaurant to Aberdeen, and from there a ferry back to YSW, if you live there. But way more fun is the speedboat that Jean-Paul can order for guests anytime. Up to ten people sharing for $600, it's 15 minutes of high-speed racing back to YSW. Jean-Paul came along for one of his rare journeys away from his little paradise. I invited him to the Island Bar which he didn't know by name. Lamma-Por and I will soon return for a special celebration, enjoying more of the amazing food and jovial, relaxed atmosphere in Cococabana. See you there?

  2. Restaurants & Bars - April 2004

     

     

    New restaurants rarely manage to open on time; especially when they're totally renovated from scratch like "Life" (Bookworm-offspring in Soho, Central), renovated on-and-off like "The Full Monty" and "The Waterfront", or renovated in-a-hurry like "Omi" (new dessert place on Back Street, where Thai Thai used to be). To be reviewed as soon as any of these "Opening soon!" restaurants actually officially opens.

     

    All the places above have unfortunately missed probably the best weekend of the year for the local food & beverage business: Easter. We might have gotten pretty close again this year to those all-time-high visitor arrival figures of last Easter. Glorious weather, many shops/restaurants full to capacity, but it was almost impossible to squeeze through the slowly moving herds on Main Street. We really love tourists (at least their cash) coming in and patronising our shops & restaurants, but do they all need to visit on the same weekend!?

     

    Recent news & developments:

    Is it a sign of still tough times that some restaurants are teaming up, selling each other's food on commission?

    Island Bar is selling the Bistro's food. New Holiday Mood has THREE menus these days, offering their own Western-style dishes, Chinese from Lung Wah Rest. (opposite Spicy Island) and Indian from Spicy Island. What next?

    Lamma Bistro is looking for full-time and part-time staff. Interested?

    A disclaimer from the Editor:

    Some of the restaurants mentioned in this regular monthly feature are Lamma-zine advertisers (Deli, Diesel's, Spicy Island, Island Bar,...). But that has not stopped me in the past to be honest and slam anybody for bad food or service, if encountered. I've gotten away with it so far, fortunately.

    Many places getting good comments below are not advertisers (Bookworm, Man Kee, Tropicana). This regular monthly feature is basically promotional in nature, trying to get you to go out more and patronise the wide variety of great restaurants on Lamma, helping to improve the local economy!

    I'll always try to be honest and fair in my own comments. But as many of my advertisers pay partially in food/drinks barter, I'll obviously tend to visit them more frequently, highlighting their promotions and special events more, also taking more pictures of their dishes. Additional food reviews from readers for publication are always highly encouraged, good or bad!!

    Click here for an extensive & comprehensive photo gallery of Restaurant & Bar News - April 2004.

  3. Land of Herbs & Veggies at the Beach

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    A new, truly organic farm opened a few months ago just besides Hung Shing Yeh beach: vegetables, flowers and loads of herbs direct from the farm. I've had a good look at this very idyllic farm recently. Herboland has become very popular already, sometimes they have two press interviews per day! See the SCMP photographer on the left taking pictures of farmers Gavin & Gary for a recent big feature story in the SCM Post!

     

    Gavin has contributed to Lamma.com.hk for quite some time now, as member the farmland. He's made good use of it for free promotion of their great venture. Trying some of their produce myself (left), it is most tasty and flavourful indeed! Check it out yourself, buy direct at the farm, order by email or phone (see below). Daily deliveries to Main Street!

    You're also most to check out their website!

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    Click here for the Herboland photo gallery!

  5. Sexy Biaatch of Boracay

     

     

    Another one of the quite frequent public birthday parties in Diesel's. This time for Rose who doesn't mind being known as the Sexy Biaatch of Boracay, obviously having a great sense of humour.

    It was a really fun party - beachwear dress code, free buffet, sexy ladies & guys - lasting well through the night! Check out the following photos and cheeky captions.

     

    Want to see YOUR party in the Lamma-zine? Send me photos w/captions or, even better, invite me for a free photo shoot, like Diesel's did!  ;-)

    Click here for the "Sexy Biaatch of Boracay party @ Diesel's" photo gallery!

  6. Sacred Drums on Kublai's Kahn

     

     

    What are Lammaites getting up to on weekends? Well, some of us seem to go drumming & dancing on Chinese sailing junks, joining in with 8,000 sacred drums synchronised around the world. Don't believe it? Hear from some participants below, including Captain Marc who's recently left Lamma and lives now on one of his boats, the Enterprise catamaran...

    (Photos from Kinzie, Faris and Tim O'Rourke)

    Kumi - Drum Queen & Drum Jam organiser:

    The 8,000 sacred drums ceremony was held on 21st March (Spring Equinox), on Kublai's Kahn, a 100m, beautiful Chinese junk --- retracing the tracks of old Marco Polo voyage.

    We were blessed to have been invited to stage this event on board the Kublai's Kahn - the expedition ship of the Marco Polo voyage which was in Hong Kong.

    What to bring:
    Drums, rattles, percussion instruments/toys (or borrow ours), didgeridoos, flutes, drumming hands, dancing feet, singing voice, and open hearts.

    Details of the voyage at: www.kinzie.com/marcopolo.html 

    57 of us from different walks of life, drummed, danced, sang, toned, prayed and vibrated ourselves together for an hour without a break, for healing of the Mother Earth, life and peace.

    This event was held at more than 800 centres, sacred places and points on the planet.

    Our cyber man, Faris, has put some photos onto one of his websites for your viewing.

    www.skylabel.com/gallery/

    The purpose of the ceremony was to join the Sound of the Sacred Drums for an hour (60 minutes) at 12 noon (local time at every location on the Planet) on March 21, 2004. We were joining in this ceremony in Hong Kong, "for the healing of Mother Earth and ensure peace and life".

    More info on the 8,000 sacred drums ceremony:

    www.universidadindigena.org/...

    Lastly, many thanks to Axel Brümmer and the crew of the Kublai's Kahn, Marc Cuthbert, Iain Donnachie, Kinzie, Diane Wilcoxon, Linda Fancy, Cherence Yung, Tim Orourke, Faris Hanes and all of you who were there that day for sharing their spirit.

    drum, peace, harmony.

    Kumi Masunaga - Rhythm of Life - www.drumjam.com.hk

    Captain Marc:  From the Crow's Nest

    Thanks for your continued support and interest ...... I have passed this to Kinzie and she intends to follow up by supplying you with something juicy by the weekend. (Editor: see below!)

    Your assumption is inaccurate (Editor: I asked him if he lost interest in free PR in the Lamma-zine.) For this you shall be lashed to the foremast and severely flogged with ostrich feathers on candyfloss sticks by two large-breasted scantily clad Amazonian slave women!! - If you're lucky!! So take that!

    Of course, I must stress that you must NOT praise me to the heavens and splatter my good name with descriptions such as brave, dastardly, handsome, witty, charming, adventurous, generous, kindly, 'strapping', etc etc etc, anywhere in your periodical .... wouldn't want to risk understatement.

    You have not heard from me in a while for the simple face that I've been constantly and laboriously saving the baby from the jaws of the rabid crocodile. (Ed: Baby=Marc).

    ciao for now ..... i hear a scream .... must dash n' save ......

    Capt'n Marco!

     

    Kinzie - "the one and only", HK Heartbeat:

    Moved from Lamma and not gone ...

    On Monday 15 March, a magnificent sailing junk, the Kublai's Kahn II sailed into Victoria Harbour with Captain Marc Cuthbert aka Captain Yellowbeard aka Captain Custard at her helm. To say this was an emotional moment for Captain would be an understatement. The original Kublai's Kahn is resting quietly on the bottom of the Indian Ocean where she sank on May 21 last year after encountering rough weather. At the time, she was known as the Precious Dragon and she was the manifestation of Marc’s passion. Ownership was to be transferred to Axel Brümmer and Peter Glöckner upon delivery in Singapore.

    They had met Marc when looking for the perfect boat for their project and they found her in Goa, where Marc had been running charters. Her loss was devastating to everyone involved. She now holds the happy memories of many parties over her years in Hong Kong. She had sailed under London’s Tower Bridge to commemorate the handover to China. She lives on in Axel & Peter’s promotional materials and in the opening credits of Star TV’s Travel Asia series.

    Kublai's Kahn II was recently finished in Indonesia and sailed to The Philippines en route to Hong Kong where the crew would officially launch the return to Venice following Marco Polo’s voyage of discovery. Axel and Peter had started off on their spectacular journey to China on 28 January 2001 – a trip that would retrace the historical route of Marco Polo, the first European to travel to China. The intention of the two cyclists’ latest project was to build a bridge between cultures, just as Marco Polo had done in his time.

    Just as it is likely that Marco Polo encountered unexpected challenges along the way, Axel & Peter have had their share of tests of their commitment. On 6 March, Peter had to return suddenly from The Philippines to Germany and attend to urgent family matters. With no captain and a schedule to keep, they called Captain Marc to the rescue. Marc flew to Manila on the afternoon of 10 March and they set sail early the next morning, arriving in Hong Kong on March 15. Marc provided leadership and training for the crew to continue on their own to Singapore where they hope to be re-joined by Peter.

     

    During their stay in Hong Kong, the local community stepped up and provided their support for the project. Several fundraisers were held and Captain Marc took the helm for a Sunday afternoon of drumming in Repulse Bay followed by a Sunset Cruise through Victoria Harbour on March 21. He guided the crew through the maze of boat fitters in Ap Lei Chau where they were amazed by the variety and availability of every imaginable part. Simpson Marine offered their service and support to refit the engine with badly needed parts. The Aberdeen Boat Club provided a mooring and facilities for the crew who reveled in the availability of hot showers. 

    The Royal Geographic Society hosted a last-minute field trip on Friday the 27th and nearly 100 members showed up despite the promise of rain and the competing opening night of rugby. An opportunity like this does not appear often and Axel was at his entertaining best with his presentation. They have held events, presentations and carnivals in Germany to raise all of the funds for their trip. Axel & Peter draw crowds of up to 6,000 with talks and their amazing slide show in their home country. In all, Hong Kong raised more than HK$20,000 to support the project. She now has a beautiful new tender providing the crew with the freedom to be moored offshore and travel easily to port.

    On Sunday afternoon, 28 March, while most of Hong Kong was either watching or recovering from the 7’s, Kublai's Kahn II slipped quietly into the mist on route to Venice. On board were Captain Axel & his wife Biga, Axel’s cousin Henna, rescued Kublai's Kahn crew member Joerg, Indonesian Harris who joined from the port where Kublai's Kahn II was built, 3 Hong Kong recruits for the leg to Singapore (Ian, Suzanne & Ted) and their newly adopted cats Ying and Yang. It was a moment out of time and history. The adventure had truly begun.

    And Captain Marc returned to the business of his own boats, The Enterprise and Varuna, moored in the quiet surrounds of Tai Tam Bay. The Enterprise is home sweet home for Marc and Slinky and PC and the ferry commute has been replaced by a motorcycle ride.

    While his IT business still consumes the majority of his time and energy, he has lost none of his passion or vision for both of his favorite ladies. The Enterprise is to be made available for adventure sailing charters and Varuna is being fitted for sail training. She will also be the centerpiece for themed parties - anyone who was on hand for Marc’s 40th birthday party can attest to her magic. Stay tuned…

  7. Nadia - Second-hand Artist?

     

     

    You might have noticed the pointy-haired, rainbow-coloured painting below left hanging in Aroy Thai? That's just one of Nadia's many cheerful creations. You can find a lot more in the permanent exhibition in her private art gallery cum 2nd-hand shop (or is it the other way round?) a few doors down from Aroy Thai.

     

    Working in an amazingly wide variety of media (paper cutting, pen drawing, acrylic paint, etc) Nadia is a self-taught, self-made woman, not restricted by traditional artistic conventions. Painting & drawing "just for fun", as she likes to exclaim, she has sold quite a few artworks, offering them at low prices.