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Issue #31, July 2004

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Contents


 

Editorial

Events Calendar

Emails to the Editor

Follow-up

Best of the Month

About Lamma.com.hk

Story Poll

Media Watch

Next Issue

    INTERVIEW

  1. Meet Alain the World Champion

  2. Official Gravity Pocket Researcher

    DINING

  3. Restaurants & Bars - July 2004

  4. Oh, Mr Bobsy, You Are Naughty!

    EVENTS

  5. Tin Hau Festival, Dragonboats, Chinese Opera!

  6. The First Strike 2004

  7. Cronky, Wonky, Stonky & Honky Donkey

    PEOPLE

  8. Maternal & Child Health Centre Closed!

  9. Tapping Into Your Creative Pulse

  10. Tell Me About Your Cultural Identity!

  11. High Street Fashion For a Rainy Day

    ENVIRONMENT

  12. Lamma Flowers & Insects

All 12 main stories of this issue, clickable!

Mouse over to reveal the pictures, click to jump to story

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Editorial:  Becoming more controversial?


Congratulations for reaching this editorial! Some of you might have given up already when seeing this issue's "slightly controversial" cover picture?

The Lamma-zine has often been just a bit too nice to everybody. Let's try a more aggressive policy in future issues, making it more interesting & fun, even cynical sometimes, relevant to life on our fair isle. The Lammaite "family snapshot" on the cover represents several stories in this issue (Meet Alain... & The First Strike 2004).

 

The Lamma-zine is a platform for your OPINIONS! Who'd give a hoot about MY own opinions, YOURS might be much more interesting, entertaining & thought-provoking to read! Good arguments, but also rants & raves are most welcome!

Anything you feel strongly about, the Lamma-zine is THE place for your opinions to be read by over 1,300 subscribers, most of them living on Lamma. But if you sound too serious & boring, I'll reserve my editor's right to take the Mickey out of you a little bit, gently poking fun... So make it short, snappy & controversial, and send it to me RIGHT NOW!

 

I've added a Talkback button to many items in this issue. Click on it to jump to the relevant forum on Lamma.com.hk. Clicking on most pictures and links will do the same.

 

As promised in the last issue, the best two contributors in each issue will receive either a fine bottle of wine, or a free meal in a local restaurant! Congratulations to our two winners this time: Scott Fink (Dragonboating photos) and our Official Court Artist (Tin Hau festival photos)!  Email me with your tips, ideas, stories, photos, anything! YOU might win next time!

 

Please vote in the Best Story poll after browsing this issue. This will help to improve the Lamma-zine and create more stories that you might actually enjoy! By the way, this is the biggest Lamma-zine ever, far beyond 50 pages, including 15 (!) supplements, and over 500 exclusive photos! It took me over two months to put it all together. The Lamma-zine has grown too big to handle for a single person. Expect much smaller, but more punctual monthly Lamma-zine in the near future. In the meantime, please enjoy this biggest issue ever, it'll take more than one sitting to enjoy it all...

 

Calling all Lamma-based artists, painters, sculptors, fashion designers, photographers, digital artists, but also all artsy pretenders & wannabe-famous artistes! Having featured one dozen Lamma Artists of the Month already in the past 12 issues, I'm always looking for new talents to interview and make famous (?) via a feature story and online art gallery!

 

The Lamma-zine is URGENTLY looking for hosting sponsor(s) to continue its operation! It's not self-supporting yet from advertising and I can't afford any longer to finance it all by myself. The special hosting sponsor(s) would get recognition and exposure in each of the next 12 issues. The total amount needed is just HK$98/month + $200 domain name fee = HK$1,376. A great deal and effective publicity for Lamma-connected companies & community-minded individuals!

 

Artsy-fartsy greetings from Lamma-Gung

Managing Editor of Lamma-zine, Managing Consultant of Compunicate,
Site Administrator & Artsy Cybergeek of Lamma.com.hk

Important Note: Most pictures & all ads are clickable links! ANY TEXT in this dark-blue or this purple colour is a clickable link to more content, for example photo galleries & additional pages, all called Supplements.

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Follow-up:  New section!

 

Frequently, I get interesting feedback on already published stories, or there's something new to report, or additional materials submitted, but it's not enough for a new full feature story. This section will follow up on formerly published stories with the latest updates & new developments.

 

• Harry's LAP cartoon  (click for original story):

 

Harry's cartoon - the first one exclusively drawn for the Lamma-zine - was THE most popular item in the last issue!

I was asking for feedback from LAP and CLAW (Centre for Lamma Animal Welfare, formerly LAWC. Somebody suggested this new, much-easier-to-remember moniker. I like it and will use it in the Lamma-zine consistently from now on, even though the "official" name will remain LAWC). They both took the cartoon in good humour:

 

Sheila - LAP (Lamma Animal Protection;
motto: "Harmony between the human and non-human animals of our world, and a philosophy of respect for life"):

Thank you for your amusing cartoon about dog poo. We totally agree that this is an important community issue affecting both humans and dogs. LAP has made every effort to educate people on how to care properly for their companion animals, hopefully Harry's satire will result in cleaner streets ... at the very least people can use the cartoon to pick up the poo.

We are gratified that people know about LAP and that that they know we find homes for abandoned animals. However, the people in the cartoon would not qualify to adopt an animal from LAP because a good owner would clean up after their dog! Cleanliness is next to DOGliness.  ;-)


John - CLAW President (Centre for Lamma Animal Welfare):

...stopping the dog poo problem is a major item on our agenda and anything that brings attention to it is welcome.

The main problem is people whose idea of toileting their dogs is just to open the front door and let the dog take himself for a walk. Personally, I wouldn't dare try to follow up Harry! far too hard an act to follow! But we shall put our heads together for something.


Elizabeth - CLAW Chair (Lamma Animal Welfare Centre, behind Spicy Island):

Just a note to keep you updated about what's happening at our Centre:

1. Weekly Feral Cat Trapping

As part of the Cat Colony Care Programme, we are doing a routine of feral cat trapping twice weekly on Monday and Thursday evenings. If you are interested in helping us, or if you know of some street cats that needed de-sexing, please contact us.

2. Aromatics for Pets -
Workshop with Shireen Calucin

Wed, 16 June in Bookworm Café.

Learn how to use essential oils confidently and safely on your dog or cat. Essential oils are powerful plant extracts with a broad range of antimicrobial properties and can be the first line of defence in preventative care to keep your friend in optimal condition. Miss Shireen Calucin is a qualified aromatherapist and has completed a course on Animal Aromatics at the International School of Animal Aromatics in Wales. Workshop Details: Date/Time/Venue: June 16 2004 at 1930 at the Bookworm Cafe; Cost per person: $50; Language: English. All proceeds are donated to LAWC to help the animals on Lamma.

We thank Miss Shireen Calucin and Bookworm for supporting our work. Please call us at 2982-0800 for enrolment.

3. Dog Tags

Give yourself peace of mind by giving your beloved dog a tag with name and phone number. In case he/she is lost, whoever found him/her can contact you immediately. Now available at our Thrift Shop for $40 only. Profits again go into our general fund to help the animals.

4. Thrift Shop

Apart from support of generous donors, our thrift shop is our basic means of raising funds for our work. So, please come and shop and bring your friends too! Also, remember us when you have something useful that you no longer need. Currently, we have loads of books, CDs and VCDs - come check out for yourself. We're just behind Spicy Island.

Thank you for taking the time to read about us. You can read more at: www.lammaanimals.org

 

The quality of the ubiquitous pet posters (above) on the walls of Lamma has also dramatically improved recently! Could it be Harry's inspiring influence? Or did they get a new volunteer designer/ marketing person?

 

Specifically, the "Susan" poster from LAP (on the far right) is a prime example of pushing the envelope of Disney-esque anthropomorphism and extreme, over-the-top cuteness:

"Susan - She is a very dainty and well-behaved little girl, totally bewildered at having been abandoned."

 

Doesn't this just melt your heart into soft mush, staring into her big, black, sad eyes, causing an almost irresistible urge to call LAP right now to take care of "Susan"? Quite different from the aggressively slobbering "Binky" on Harry's LAP poster above! Which pet would YOU adopt? Maybe I should get LAP's talented writer to work for the Lamma-zine, writing stuff like:

"Lamma-Gung is a very dainty and well-behaved little boy, totally bewildered at NOT having been abandoned yet by his loving, lovely, lovable Lamma-Por. House-trained and quiet, healthy, vaccinated, but NOT de-sexed yet - You won't find an easier dog, eh, husband."  Nah, maybe not!

 

• Cococabana story  (click for original story):

 

Madame Shutterfly, one of several good & interesting HK-based weblogs, also visited the Cococabana in Mo Tat Wan recently. Here's her amusing illustrated account: at the co-co...coco-ca-ban-a!

 

• Dragonboating  (detailed women's team updates from Claudia Tarr, Recruitment Officer, Lamma Dragons. Almost no info, results or photos from the men's team's races available so far.):

 

 

May 1, Stanley: Lamma Dragons won the first women's cup of the season at Stanley, organised by Stanley Residents Association. The men came 5th.

Results on this website; trophy on the left; winning photo from Claudia on the right (click to zoom in!).

 

May 11, Tin Hau Festival, YSW:

Tin Hau Festival story.

 

May 15, Dragon boating Bric-a-brac, Island Bar (click for photos):

It raised $5,000, which we are pleased with. All of the leftover items except clothes went to CLAW (Centre for Lamma Animal Welfare), the thrift shop two blocks behind Spicy Island.

 

May 30, Bulldog's 5th, Deep Water Bay:

- The Women's team got into The Women's Plate final and came 2nd

- The Mixed team got into The Mixed Cup final, came 6.

- The Men's team got into The Major Tail Race, came 7.

The times are on this website... We are pleased with the mixed team results. The Mixed Cup was also a victory even if we didn't get a cup. We got 6th out of 23 teams.

 

June 5, Fiesta Night Fundraiser party, Island Bar: No photos yet...

 

June 13: Summer Vigor Races, Sai Kung: The Lamma Women's team will be racing in a new race "The Summer Vigor Races".

We raced in small boats of ten and had two teams, Lamma Tigers & Lamma Dragons.

The Dragons did well, but didn't get into the final. The Tigers reached the final, and after two false starts in difficult conditions (a strong side wind) came third. It was a very exciting race as the first five teams all had times of 1 min and 40 sec. It was only the tenths of seconds that divided the teams.

 

June 17-20, Penang, Malaysia:  Lamma women represented Hong Kong at the 25th Anniversary Penang International Dragon Boat Festival! (2 pink photos by Camellia Ng, click to enlarge).

We came triumphant third in the women's 20 boat. With HONG KONG ISLAND PADDLE CLUB and HKSAR team just beating us (by 3/10 of a sec) We are extremely proud that we did so well (and HK) beating teams including Navy teams from Australia, San Francisco and local Asian teams.

 

June 22, Stanley: We came second at Stanley....to exhausted to write anymore recovering from 5 days of

"OUT-PINK, OUT-PADDLE, OUT-PARTY!", our new slogan invented in Penang... 2 out of three ain't bad... see photo's below... more to come:

Photos by Claudia Tarr photos by Camellia Ng

 

• Wind turbine  (click for original story):

 

My in-depth story caused HK Electric to call & email me, thanking me for researching & publishing it:

 

HK Electric - Public Affairs Dept:

It's nice talking to you this afternoon.

Congratulations, your new Lamma-zine is out. As spoken, there are some interesting stories including the one about our wind turbine. You did quite a lot of photo-taking near the proposed site for the wind turbine. I think people on Lamma will definitely know more about this project by reading your story.

As our press statement mentioned, the project aims to explore the wider application of wind energy in Hong Kong. We will carry out an Environmental Assessment Impact study before final design and construction of the wind turbine.

According to our initial plan, site erection will commence in late 2005 and commissioning of this project is scheduled for 2006.

As I mentioned to you over the phone, to meet the future growth of electricity demand, we are going to install additional submarine cables. This will be the third submarine cable route from Lamma to Hong Kong. The first one is from Luk Chau Wan to Aplichau and the second one is from Pak Kok to Wah Fu.

In September, 2001, when we put forward this 275kV Submarine Cable Laying project for gazetting, we did advise the local environmental group, District Council members and some residents staying near our cable landing point about this proposed cable route.

Now that you have Lamma-zine, it will be helpful if you could publish this story about our submarine cable laying work so that all your readers will also know about this project.

Attached is a copy of the information sheet together with a map showing the submarine cable route. Should you require any further information, please let me know. Thank you for your kind assistance.

 

• 275 kV Submarine cable laying

 

So my quite critical remarks at the end of the wind turbine story elicited a very positive response, leading HK Electric to send me ADVANCE notices of upcoming projects! A real first, great! Let's hope they'll keep it up, we'd all appreciate being informed in advance.

 

Here's the map of the 275 kV submarine cable laying (Acrobat pdf format, 135KB), routed from the Power Station through YSW harbour, via Pak Kok and the Cyberport to HK Island, plus the info sheet.

This means that the Cyberport gets a direct power plug into the Power Station - how nice & convenient! Could I get one as well, please?

 

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 1.  Meet Alain the World Champion

 

(photo above by Milk Magazine, photo below by anon.)

There's a super-heavyweight Muay Thai world champion living on Lamma right now and his name is Alain N'Galani! A trainer in the local Island Gym as well as in Fightin' Fit in Central, he won his title a few months ago in Bangkok (watch video). Diesel's Sports Bar organised a Sunday afternoon party to meet him!  Click for photo gallery!

 

To read more about Alain's fascinating life & history, read some of the many interesting articles about him and his trainer Pierre that have been published in the SCM Post in the last several years. And no, the Lamma-zine will NOT comment on the recent legal troubles of Alain's trainer. They have unfortunately overshadowed Alain's triumph and stoked the fiery, local rumour & gossip mill for months, dividing the local community. The Lamma-zine refuses to get involved and the court case is closed now. Let's celebrate Alain's achievement & great personality instead with one more photo gallery (photos by Steve Cray, Lamma-Gung & Dish (see right middle).

 

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 2.  Official Gravity Pocket Researcher

 

Unfortunately, this feature has fallen victim to a time-warping gravity pocket...

 

Stand by, while the assistant of the Official Gravity Pocket Researcher is trying to escape from it to complete this feature... Check back here on Monday, July 18, 2073...

 

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 3.  Restaurants & Bars - July 2004

 

No big changes in the local dining & drinking scene this month, besides some good times for the bars during the recent Euro 2004 football. Fountainhead even repainted their bar (left).

 

After the big success of the 1st wine tasting in the Deli Lamma, they've organised another one recently (Thu, June 17), together with their wine merchant Vinoasis (see above).

 

Two quick restaurant reviews by yours truly: Lambcombe and the new Honey Bee:

 

 

Review - Lamcombe Restaurant:

I've been visiting the Lambcombe Restaurant with a group of American MBA students recently, playing one of the local hosts, showing them how to eat the more "exotic" dishes, like scallops or minced pork wrapped in lettuce leaves.

It was a grand feast of impressive size & variety, all the Lamcombe's signature seafood dishes were served, fully justifying their well-deserved reputation as the very best Chinese restaurant in Yung Shue Wan. Attentive service, seaview terrace, a cool night, fantastic food...

But what was most surprising was how few of our American guests actually appreciated the food, some not even trying most of the dishes because they looked unfamiliar. Not appreciating the feast laid out in front of them (see above), making disparaging remarks, not being adventurous in trying something new or "strange" to them, just a few daring to try new things, it was quite disheartening & disappointing.

Well, we put the copious leftovers into "doggy bags" for us hosts, as we definitely didn't want to let this kind of delicious, tasty, high-class food go to waste.


Review - Honey Bee:

The new dessert place opposite Thai Thai has been open for a few months now. "Open" is a relative term in their case, though, as I still couldn't figure out their infrequent & irregular opening hours: occasionally on weekday evenings, most of weekend afternoons, but not late in the evenings. It's rare to see them open when walking past the nice-looking little shop with just four tables and still no name sign above the door or on the menus.

Strangely, the prices on the extensive Chinese menu and the blackboards all seem much lower than the few dishes described in English. Only the most expensive dishes seem to be listed in English...

Because the place is so tiny and decorated in glass/stone/chrome, it's very noisy and echoing if there are any other guests. But it's usually almost empty. One of the only 4 tables was totally blocked by a massive mountain bike belonging to one of the staff.

Lamma-Por disliked the ambience of the place so much that she refused to order anything. My chocolate pudding with banana and runny whipped cream (pictured below) was definitely not worth the ca. $25 they charged for it. It also took a very long time to arrive. Obviously made from cheapo pudding powder, it tasted more like artificially flavoured jello than real pudding.

This place is still running on the usual temporary half-year restaurant license. We'll see if they'll make the additional substantial  investment to upgrade their facilities to get a full license. This place is a missed opportunity. I was really looking forward for YSW finally getting a decent dessert place. The wait continues...

 

...and a detailed photo gallery about what's new in the restaurants & bars - July 2004

 

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 4.  Oh, Mr Bobsy, You Are Naughty!

 

If you live in Hong Kong, you'll have heard of "Life" by now. It was hard to ignore all the buzz & publicity it has generated for two months now - TV, radio & dozens of newspaper & magazines.

Let's add not 1, but 2 photo galleries, 2 food reviews & 2 cartoons to this flood of all-free publicity, supporting this Bookworm-offspring, a true Lamma export, full of life, wishing it great success!

 

First, Harry's words of wisdom:

"Everyone has a go at Bobsy because he's very visible and they can, without fear of intimidation or physical violence, so here are a couple of cartoons by way of my contribution to the baying pack."

Media quotes: SCMP: "Life, an 'eco-friendly cafe', will serve nutritious vegetarian food at its 'comforting, nurturing and inviting' Shelley Street premises." "New treat for health nuts".

"Life Cafe promises a nice ambience and good vegan home-style food. In addition to good grub, it will have the sounds of world music and the smell of incense."

Holistic HK: "They are promising us “creative, imaginative, delicious, natural and home style dishes made with the finest vegetables, whole grains, nuts and pulses - mouth watering juices, healing soups, splendid salads, breads, and lots more.

The menu is divided into sections such as 'bowls from around the world' (ground nut curry, 'which has a West African influence', Mediterranean ragout) priced from $65 to $110, salads ($88 to $95), 'hearty dishes from home' (lasagna, shepherd's pie, fruit crumbles, $95 to $110), burgers (vegetarian, obviously) and a range of pizzas."

 

Click here for a captioned lively Life photo gallery, plus a photo gallery of the opening party.

 

Restaurant review by bbChris - singer/guitarist, Thinking Out Loud - attending a 10-people birthday party:

The ambience of the place is top-notch. The decoration is superb with all the wood and the colours are warm. Lighting is nice and dim. Music - good!

There are three floors to Life, the ground floor has two tables next to the Delicatessen which sells tasty snacks.

They also sell organic soya milk and some produce, including Rooibush tea.

First floor and roof garden are bigger dining areas. We sat on the roof garden which was very pleasant as we were celebrating a birthday party. For a Monday night, the restaurant was packed out.

The food received a variety of reviews: 'soup was original' - 'Life platter was tasty and would go back for more' - 'deeply average; dry Falafel burger, no dressing on salad' - 'more veggies & quinoa needed for Ground Nut Stew' - 'daal was fabulous'

The service was like 'a home away from home' reminiscent of the Bookworm. One person didn't get their food at all. (quoted as saying "Pity I couldn't say "shame about the food"). Apples weren't available, drinks were forgotten.

It was an added bonus that for some they had fine organic sparkling wine to distract them.

The biggest problem turned out to be the payment. We had requested separate bills at the beginning but at payment time we were told quite aggressively that the system was unable to separate our bills so as one person said "I liked the juicy beanburger & really liked the chips & I liked what my wife had to say about it. But I didn't like the maths at the end."

Overall, the menu is great, we love the fact that 10% of the bill goes towards charity, we love having the choice of organic juices or wine - Life just needs to improve its service and it would be an outstanding restaurant.

P.S.: The salads are different to Woodworm!

Bobsy wasn't there when we were there.

P.S. 2: I was the only vegan (80% of the time!) and 100% veggie. I think there was one other vegetarian (although I denote a vegetarian as someone who doesn't eat meat/fish/chicken, but has dairy). I would say 7 of the 10 (3 don't live on Lamma) are regular/occasional guests of the Bookworm.

(photo above by bbChris,
all other photos by Lamma-Gung)

 

Review by Lamma-Gung:

Great location, just besides the mid-levels escalator (ride it up to Soho, till you see the 2-floor-high banner on the left).

Their organic house wine, a fruity, crisp Chardonnay with a zingy, sharp aftertaste goes well with most of their dishes. Lamma-Por quite enjoyed her Chinese stir-fried veggies, even though it took a bit of convincing for this hard-core anti-vegetarian to join me! In general, the food is fine, but the often slow & forgetful service really needs some improvement and more in-house training.

Many dishes look very "organic", meaning different from the slicker presentation of other places, but they actually taste great. There was a delicious sauce on my beans dish, binding all the many ingredients together, very mildly spiced, but a bit too mild for my taste. Plain organic rice & boiled pak choi: nothing special.

But the Life house salad with hummus and really dark crusty bread, baked on the premises, was simply fantastic, the best salad I've had in a very long time. Take out some fantastic breads, cakes, salads & fair-trade coffees!

All-in-all a pleasant-but-mixed experience with considerable novelty value. We'll be back as soon as I want to afford another $200 for a late lunch for 2 (1 dish per person, no drinks) or an organic beer at $68...

Alternatively, I might take advantage of the much lower prices and the 20% discount offered in the Bookworm Café all summer!

 

Finally, why, oh why is this feature story headlined "Oh, Mr Bobsy, You Are Naughty"?

Click here for one more photo gallery of the opening party on June 19, containing one more Harry cartoon, and it'll all become clear like organic pea soup!

 

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 5.  Tin Hau Festival, Dragonboats, Chinese Opera!

 

(photo above by Scott Fink, photo below by Andrew Shields)

 

Tin Hau, the most colourful, photogenic festival of the year on Lamma!

Lion dances staged, paper offerings burnt, exciting Dragonboats raced, sampan rowing contested, Chinese opera performed...

 

Lots of photographers were out in force, taking some great shots. You'll find a few of my own photos below, plus a lot more from 3 other photographers:

 

 

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 6.  The First Strike 2004

 

Alain, Lamma's Muay Thai Heavyweight World Champion was fighting in a local tournament in Queen Elizabeth Stadium, co-organised by Lamma's Island Gym. Several temporary (Nathan Corbett) and permanent Lammaites were on stage and many more in the audience, watching this first Muay Thai tournament in HK since 1984. Let's quote verbatim from the brochure handed out to tournament visitors, full of noble sentiments; some of t