(all photos by Stine Baska,
click for more photos)
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Tavis
- Founder of Tai Peng Community Garden (text and all
photos):
Tai Peng Community Garden meeting (Sunday Nov.
4th, 10:30 am) |
The Tai Peng
Community Garden is finally getting into (instead of 'off' ) the
ground!
I've been working my
tush off every weekend to clear the area and finally have gotten
things to the point where beds can be prepared and planted. (And
I've planted a couple of beds already) So, if you're interested
in taking part in one way or another (or at one level or
another) then why not come round to take a look.
There will be a bed
planning and layout meeting on Sunday morning at 10:30 (Nov. 4).
Please don't hesitate to come even if you are just curious. If
you are sure you will come it would be helpful to me for
planning if you sent me a message through
the forum or via email at tavisdupreez @ gmail.com.
Directions:
As you arrive in Tai
Peng continue past the benches and turn right towards the Regent
Store. Continue walking past the store and keep walking for 2
minutes - you will pass some public toilets, which will be on
your right hand side. At the branch in the path, stay to the
right and the garden area will be just ahead of you on your
right hand side before you reach Cable Road. There is a narrow
cement path just past a small bush which will lead you up a set
of steps into the inner gardening area. If you get lost you can
try my mobile: 9192 7067.
I will attach some
photos that will help you see exactly where to go.
I hope to
see you there
 
The eggplants are doing pretty well!
Some beds I've planted
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Garden is in the area to the right of the pathway
The
steps up into the inner gardening area at the back
The main gardening area is in the
back up the steps |
 Let's
try a much needed new source of revenue to cover the maintenance of this
pretty large and growing site:
Ads for properties for sale or rent!
The just beautifully renovated and fully furnished property
above is for sale at Fok Ming estate agency (at Nick's Corner, talk
to David). I only got paid for the photo shoot and shop window poster of
this 500 sqft G/F flat in Sha Po Old Village, so I don't know all the
details and the asking price.
This exposure on the home page is kind of a freebie for Fok
Ming. They're a repeat-business photo shoot client of mine and definitely
one of the very best estate agents in Yung Shue Wan, even finding me a rare,
sought-after but affordable rooftop flat.
If you've got a flat for sale or rent and need a photo shoot to make it look
really nice, contact me! If you'd like an advertorial on this home page to
advertise your flat to a wide audience of Lammaites and people planning to
move here, contact me! Agents are welcome to advertise as well, of course.
If you've got a $1,400 sqft house in Tai Peng and want $27,000 in monthly
rent (actual, recent figure), you might need all the help you can to find a
tenant...
Contact me to make YOUR property the Lamma Property of the Week!
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John
Newson - ex-Lammaite (text and pictures): |
Mph! It's another Slovenian mountain
village morning, which as usual begins when our two white
bitches - former Lamma Island residents like us - decide it's
time to get up, and demonstrate this fact with wet tongues and
stomach-crushing feet.
It's black as sin outside, but as breakfast
(village fruit: our own apples and raspberries and plums - and a
couple of slices of home-made bread) slips down our gullets, the
first rosy fingers of dawn comb clichés out of the mountain-tops
all around us. The brook, which has been shouting loudly all
night long as it drops over the dam and goes underground (where
it then turns into the village sewer) babbles frantically; and
the old stone horse-trough outside dribbles on, keeping itself
fully-charged with limpid crystal dynamite for the first
watering-cans of the day, and then readies itself to succour the
parched throats of the desperate bands of travel-worn and
thirsty hardies who come either stumbling or striding down the
mountain track outside our old, old house.
There's a "Clunk! Clunk! Clunk!" of
bells, as the sheep work away on the slope across from us, and a
higher thrilling tingling noise coming from someone else's flock
further up the mountain. The few cars that go off to work have
been rumbling away from the village below since about 04:30; the
school bus has gone as well by now, and the village has become
the domain of the farmers and housewives, the little ones…and
us. It's logging time, so old Janez creaks along the track up
the hill towards his 'parcella' with his donkey and cart.
"Dober iutro!" "Zivijo!" I think he's a bit of a
traditionalistic poseur - well of course he is…who uses a
donkey these days? Anyway, he's got broadband at home. You've
got to love his style.
He comes back in the late afternoon with a
cargo of smallish timber, but he has spent the day trimming and
tending his 'parcella', as generations of his ancestors
have done before him. It now resembles a wonderful park, like
much of the surrounding countryside, as the firewood trees such
as beech and silver birch are steadily culled and re-born, the
dross is removed, and the unwanted trees - like the large pines
- are left to grow in lordly splendour. Here and there the stars
of the forest such as the walnuts and wild cherries raise their
heads; inviolate, untouchable by custom.
However, now is the time of the tractor.
Dragan, with his clean green machine, Milan's red combo and a
whole load of Mlekuz and Kravanja brothers and dogs on their
idiosyncratically enhanced machines and trailers bounce up into
the logging valley. Soon the song of the chainsaw begins to ring
robustly out in the fairy landscape. Across the meadows the last
of the grass is being turned again, in hopes of a bit of sun to
finally dry it into hay, so as to avoid having to use the
blow-dryers in the roof hay-stores, and the final potatoes ('Chompeir'
around here- not 'crompeir' as in the rest of the
country) are being riddled out of the ground by a coterie
of village ladies.
The apples and pears and plums are all in
and everywhere schnapps is a-cooking, and piles of
apple-dross are melting back into the soil in all sorts of odd
corners, behind bushes and down in ditches, deposited there in
pails by relays of five-year-olds. Soon, in December and
January, the village still with both chimneys mounted again and
copper tubes a-gleaming, will be belting out the local firewater
by the hundreds of litres. Is it a blessing or a curse?
Certainly it's real class liquor, disappearing down the throat
without a trace, leaving no hint of the shudder you get from
whisky and brandy. On the other hand how many lives has it taken
over the generations? Winters are dark and long and the bottles
are always in the cellar. Our neighbour Boris down the road, for
example, is just back from the hospital, weary and resting
quietly on his porch. He's younger than me, and in his youth he
conquered our three-and-a-half hour mountain in an eye-popping
55 minutes, but the long dark winters, the gloomy streak that
sits in the middle of every Slavic soul - and the schnapps
- have done him in at last. He's not the only one.
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Rain coming...
Life's pleasures
Lucky eyes the first snow
Nor
any drop to drink
Not
rubbish
Super
neighbours
The
dreaded Schnapps |
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It's time for a walk now, so we harness the
dogs and cruise our own parcella, if that's what you want to
call negotiating 60-degree slopes with a pair of ravening dogs on
leads who have obviously scented a particularly zesty deer somewhere
above us in the forest. I look forward to seeing how they will react
when they scent a bear or a lynx. Pragmatic cowards these dogs are,
but it must happen; tomorrow, next week, or next year perhaps. Him
next-door (he who runs the local forestry operation, and captains a
mountain rescue team) tells me there are usually bears in a
neighbouring valley, and they travel widely do bears, ambling around
for many kilometres at night, before moving on again for pastures
new. Only this week, a sheep was killed and a number of trees next
to one of our own parcella were clawed frenziedly by an
apparently rampaging bear, as a breathless and trembling Robbie and
Boris told us on the way back down the mountain from a rapidly
truncated mushrooming expedition. Still, the 400-kilo monsters
should be snoozing soon, if there's enough snow this year.
Down by the river, the boiling blue river, the
jays shriek as we invade their territory and the daily ravens give
us a glum "Kronk! Kronk!" as we walk under their tree.
A woodpecker goes "BRRRR!" somewhere beneath us, as we swing back
into the village. Then it's - 'Dober dan! Dober dan! Zivijo!'
- as we pass the building site that is our future holiday flats in
the making, and where we cast a sharp eye over yesterday's progress.
Aha! The ceiling concrete is being cast over the steel mesh now, all
tied into the monocoque roof in the required earthquake-resistant
style. Good! Dobro! My word, did you ever see people
building with such big timbers? Those roof beams must be 40
centimetres on a side.
Now, it's into the battered Berlingo and off to
town - well; we call it town, many wouldn't. Still, there's a
large smart new supermarket that went up in about six months, after
the previous one was condemned in the last earthquake. How come a
shop can stock 100 different brands of pâté, each with no
discernible difference from the next one? It took me a year to
realize that this was true, and pâté came in many boxes but
only one flavour. Nevertheless, Mercator's finest is on display, and
it's no mean spread, although no-one could accuse the Slovene diet
of being full of flavour. However, you might have to travel with the
Flying Dutchman, whose voyage will last forever, until you find a
cool green square of tree-lined grass outside a supermarket in
countries such as the UK or the other teeming ant-heaps and
rookeries of north-western Europe.
A coffee; of course! 'Kava z'mlekum, prossim'
and a chance to watch the action in the street, amid a background of
waves of greeting, hoots from passing cars, and people stopping for
a chat. They make real coffee here you know, not that
Starbucks nonsense, and look…we're all outside and most people are
wearing shorts and t-shirts! Are they human? There's snow on them
there peaks.
Back home again; 'her upstairs' is cooking,
using our own vegetables, which are still coming in from our garden
plot, even if it is 'Golden Oktober'. Downstairs, in the workshop
with its new reinforced concrete bench I'm building a book-case. My
old dad used a plane just like this: the exact same tool. I remember
the smell, and the wood-shavings curling out of the top just so. The
dogs loll in the sunshine, every so often disappearing in a rush of
clicking claws and gasping breath as a member of 'the enemy' picks
its way disdainfully past, hardly bothering to glance over their
shoulders as the dogs run out of steam, nonplussed by the apparent
insouciance with which the arrogant felines behave. Later on,
my neighbour opposite - the exuberant superman Sammo - will be
showing me how to replace the ancient two-core wiring in our home
with a proper system, complete with earth and ring-main and all.
Sammo can do anything. Later I've got to fire up the
weed-whacker and kill me some grass. It's a big machine…and it's
new. None of my Hong Kong machinery was man enough for the Alps.
Dinner: evening: sleep. This isn't the UK,
where we both came from in the distant past. This isn't Hong Kong
and China where we spent so many years, and where we met. This is
Slovenia; land of dreams. I've never yet seen anyone lock a house or
car, even when they go on holiday.
Good night and sleep well.
We will. |
Click to read
After 20 years of long hair our
social
eco-entrepreneur
Bobsy has decided to
shave his head for charity!
To celebrate his 15 years in Hong Kong, Life Café co-owner and Lamma
resident Bobsy has decided to mark this occasion by taking shears to those
blond locks and shaving it all off, all in the name of charity!
LIVE ON
STAGE
at the 8th Annual Lamma
Fun Day, November 4th, 2007
TO SEE THIS WE NEED TO RAISE HK$15,000!!!
Please send donations
directly to CWS by:
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Cheques made payable to 'Child Welfare Scheme' to
suite 503 St. George's Building, 2 Ice House Street, Central, Hong Kong
(Tel: 2526 8810)
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Bank transfer - to CWS HSBC account number
083-465724-001
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Credit Card - log on to
www.childwelfarescheme.org/donate.htm and scroll down to the Paypal
'make a donation' button, a fast, easy and secure online donation
method.
For
more information please contact
info@childwelfarescheme.org
Lamma Fun Day
supports Child Welfare Scheme, a charity committed to working in partnership
with organisations supporting frontline work with disadvantaged and
vulnerable children, young people and their communities, thereby
transforming their lives and providing them with a productive future.
Old jetty in Yung Shue Wan Harbour, people
returning home from the sea
(Almost all uncredited photos in the
Lamma-zine are by Lamma-Gung)
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Blossom Tong - Lamma Fun Day organisation committee:
(All photos are courtesy of Lamma Fun Day, made available to
the press in print resolution.)
Click here for
discussion topic with latest announcements. |
Take a break from
exhausting life, spend a great day with family, enjoy a
memorable day on an outlying island and help children in
need. You can do all this at one of Hong Kong's most popular
family annual events - Lamma Fun Day. From 10am til late on
Sunday November 4th, the 8th annual Lamma Fun Day will take
place on Lamma Island's Tai Wan To Beach.
With the vision that no child is forced to
live and work on the streets, this annual
all-day event raises funds for the Child Welfare Scheme (CWS)
so as to re-integrate street children into society
and give them hope for the future.
Ranging from great live
music, a beach volleyball tournaments, stalls selling arts
and crafts, freshly prepared food from some of the island's
most popular restaurants to children's games and a charity
auction and much much more, Lamma Fun Day will
certainly offer something for everyone.
This year there is also a surprise element so stay tuned!
Headlining Lamma Fun Day
2007 is one of Hong Kong's well known DJs, Sam Bruce, who
will be hitting the decks throughout the day to provide the
crowd with his own inimitable mix of uplifting tunes,
blending funk, nu jazz, broken beats and old-skool hip-hop.
Meanwhile, included in the band line up are locals Red
Star Rising, Transnoodle and the Yung Shue Wankers along
with many others who will be serving up an eclectic mix of
rock, reggae, ska, 'noodle Latin' and country music.
This year's charity
auction also promises some great items such as a 2 portable
BBQs donated by Everything Under the Sun by Resource Asia,
beauty treatments by Hipp Fish, Sunday brunch for four at
Aqua, plus a flight for two + accommodation to Koh Samui
donated by Concorde Travel, Bangkok Airways, Chaba
Samui Resort + Ritzy & Associates Ltd.
Lamma Fun Day 2007 is sponsored by Hong Kong
Electric co. Ltd, Societe Generale, ASAP Creative &
Communication Ltd, Publissity Pr & Events, Pavilions
Resorts, Disneyland & Oldham, Lie and Nie Lawyers.
Lamma Fun Day is the
brainchild of ex-Lamma resident Andrew Doig, who visited
Nepal and CWS and who was inspired to help out. His idea was
simple - to raise funds through a fun day out for the whole
family.
For further information
about Lamma Fun Day or Child Welfare Scheme contact please
visit
www.lammafunday.hk or
www.childwelfarescheme.org.
Or contact:
Zein Williams on +852
2526 8810 or
zein@childwelfarescheme.org.
Sonya Yeung on +852 2981
0192 or
Sonya@publissity.net.
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Perfect weather to start your own seedy activities...
by seeding your garden and making your seedlings grow and
grow, a delicate job taking tender and careful planting, watering and
patience...
Here are a few examples I sneaked for free from some
expert Lamma gardeners in our new
Gardening forum. As I've got no experience at all in these seedy
activities, it was easier for me to start with seedlings and transplants,
trying hard to keep them alive and grow. Wish me luck!
But I'm still confused about how to take and root cuttings. The explanations
on gardening sites talk about a dozen different tools, rooting hormones and
all kind of steps involved, each different for different types of plants and
stages of plant growth??? No luck so far with my cuttings, except in water
where a few plants are growing nice roots and will hopefully be ready to
transplant into soil soon.
Where to get cuttings anyway? Just sneak into some G/F gardens at night,
hoping I won't wake their dog(s)? "Hey, I'm not a wicked burglar, it's just
Lamma-Gung, a novice gardener looking for some cuttings for my rooftop
garden! Please tell your dog to stop biting my leg, ouch!"
I've also just started to seed my new mini
MicroGarden with vegetable seeds, my
first time ever. Let's see how the lettuce, bak choi, choi sum and gai lan
will be doing. Not bad for a guy who didn't even know what a sécateur and a
trowel was a few weeks ago...
Seedlings by Jane Ram (Salvia Blue, Sweet Basil, etc.)
Seedlings by Zep (red Frangipani and various pretty red and yellow
flowers, etc.)
Transplanted vegetable seedlings by Dave Sanders
(Lettuce, Bak Choi, Tomato and Gai Lan)
Click to read this clipping from Positive News HK,
about former Lamma Artist of the Month Katie Flowers,
written by Lammaite Catherine Macer and
published by Senior Lammaite Peter Lloyd's company.
Pick up a the latest quarterly issue at Green Cottage or Bookworm Café.
Andrew Sun writes in his Hollywood East column
yesterday in the SCM Post
- about new movies being filmed in HK - for example the sci-fi thriller
Push:
"They play "expats" with telekinetic and clairvoyant
abilities, hiding from a clandestine US government agency - sounds like
everyone I know on Lamma Island."
Just another one of the Post's frequent cheap shots at
Lammaites, dissing us because it's so easy to dig up ancient clichés, or
could we actually look at this in a positive and creative way?
Special abilities and superpowers on Lamma? Smash hit TV
Series Heroes set on Lamma? I've just enthusiastically devoured the
entire first season of Heroes on rented DVD and I'm hooked now.
I wouldn't mind some "telekinetic and clairvoyant
abilities" myself, but I'll be content for now with my current awesome
"superpower" of being able to smythe and zap any member of our forum into
smithereens! But as a benevolent super-hero, eh, site administrator, I use
my power only very rarely and only against evil supervillains - which are
pretty rare on Lamma, admittedly.
I've just started a new discussion topic in our forum. Let us
know:
What superpowers do Lammaites have or would like to have?
Most Lammaites have either a G/F garden or patio, a balcony
or a rooftop, so they all have the opportunity and space to garden. The just
opened
Gardening forum is for anybody interested in starting this healthy,
fascinating and relaxing hobby or to improve their knowledge, skills and
success ratio as a gardener.
Let's start a little online community of current and wannabe
"green thumbs", ask any garden-related question and get advice from our
local, resident experts:
 
Jane Ram from the
HK Gardening Society, living in a formidable jungle lair up in Tai
Peng (see above), has agreed to moderate this forum. You can hear her
gardening advice every few weeks on RTHK's Radio 3. Many thanks for taking
on this little moderating challenge, Jane!
Dave Sanders from The Green Patch will answer
your questions about growing edible plants like vegis and fruits.
Tavis from the Tai Peng Community Garden project will
answer questions about shared gardens.
I'll be trying to help out with questions about purely
decorative rooftop gardens like my own, especially the special challenges of
intense heat and wind these very exposed gardens face.
The
Gardening forum will also showcase YOUR gardens, send in photos and
they might end up on the home page of this website; or even in the printed
wall calendar of the
HK Gardening
Society - like the three Lamma gardens that made it into the 2008
edition. They were all photographed by Jane, our moderator (see other topic
in the forum). Anthony has sent in photos already and his is the
first Lamma garden to be featured in the forum and in the Lamma-zine.
This is your forum, post your tips and photos, let's discuss
topics like organic growing, seasonal planting, best places to get plants,
exchange seeds, seedlings and cuttings, composting, etc.
All the photos in this article are courtesy of Jane who took
them in her own Tai Peng garden. I think you'll agree with me that she is
superbly qualified to moderate this new forum!
   
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Jane Ram - Gardening Forum Moderator:
(All photos by Jane Ram, showing her private garden) |
Introduction to Gardening Forum
I've been gardening on Lamma
for almost 30 years. It continues to provide a steep
learning curve, but it also continues to be enjoyable and
absorbing. One side of my garden is very shady and I'm still
experiment-ing with decorative foliage plants. I've never
tried to develop a true roof garden: it's more of a holding
space for plants that enjoy full sun throughout the day.
Herbs flourish up there as do Bougainvillea and many
different types of lilies.
After more than a few false
starts, it seems that autumn 2007 has truly arrived. This is
perfect weather for sowing seeds that gardeners in temperate
climates would start in the spring. Think herbs, tender
leafy vegetables, even carrots and new potatoes. And of
course flowers and more flowers. Seed shops in Connaught
Road West are well stocked at the moment, although they seem
to have run out of Rocket (Arugula). Chan Man Hop at Number
8 specialises in herb seeds, mainly from Belgium. The
gardener's equivalent of Aladdin's Cave is Number 11, Wong
Yuen Shing. Last week his shelves were well filled with a
wide assortment of seeds. This shop has some seeds from
Taiwan and Malaysia, plus some European imports.
But the most reliable are the
Yates seeds from Australia, which are ideally packed for
tropical conditions; their germination rate is almost
embarrassingly good - but that means plenty of surplus
seedlings to give away or trade with other gardeners. Wong
Yuen Shing also sells wholesale quantities of Chinese
vegetable seeds, so if you want a field full of Choi Sum,
this is your starting point.
In the absence of Rocket (and
I'm reluctant to order from the UK at current exchange
rates) I bought Mesclun seeds. According to the label, the
packet includes Rocket along with other fashionable salad
leaves. The birds and the caterpillars of cabbage white
butterflies eat most of my rocket anyway: maybe we can come
to an agreement that they concentrate on the other
vegetables. Mesclun seeds were already sprouting yesterday -
less than 48 hours after I sowed them! How's that for
gardening gratification? Flower seeds are proving slower,
although I am confident that Nasturtium and Linaria will
soon be stirring.
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A while ago, after introducing my own rooftop garden (Gardeners
of Lamma, Unite!), I've asked readers to show off their own Lamma
gardens and submit photos. Anthony responded and
emailed these fine shots of his G/F garden (click to enlarge photos):
 
 
Do YOU have a garden that's your pride and joy? Email me some
photos by clicking on
Email to the Editor in the day-of-the-week title of this article!
Want to see some more Lamma gardens right now? Here are three
more, showcased in the
Gardens of HK 2008 calendar, photographed by our
Gardening forum moderator Jane Ram for the
HK Gardening
Society. This calendar will be on sale - among other brand-new books
and calendars by Lammaites - at the Lamma.com.hk stall at the
Lamma Fun Day on
Nov 4.
 
 
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 Contributors:
minibeast, nondog, shearly divine, toddy.
Last
week, Bug, a.k.a. Bear, nondog's dog (pictured in disguise to
protect his identity), was neutered after a long run as an "intact"
boy dog. In memory of his man-hood, four of us began texting each
other in verse. These are the text messages we sent each
other after Bug's operation. (Asterisks mark each subsequent SMS)
Note: last verse edited after the fact for reasons of, umm…,
decorum.): |
Polyphonic Ode to Ye Olde
Doggie Scrote Sac
Associated Dogpress - Yung Shue Wan
*Lament for my severed testicles, a 2-part dirge,
by Bug Nonmandog
 I
have much cause to pout
me scrote's been emptied out :(
*betwixt me legs
there were my eggs
now nothing but a useless spout
in time I'll be aware
that to be a bear
means having nothing to be bothered about
*xcept how 2 feed my snout
*Will I have the same panache,
with the ladies
cut a dash?
when I have no balls to dangle,
still handsome from every angle?
*n'er a shag shall I wrangle
from the bitch with all the bangles
 *no
more sex
shall I get
since my trip to the vet
that man name of Hans
left me nothing in my pants
*what will I lick
when evening falls
now that I have no balls?
*here I'll sit
and sing a dirge
for the emasculating purge
but it's alright,
I understand
it's not one's balls that make a man
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Leggova - New
Pets forum co-moderator:
(All pictures by Leggova, showing her adopted kitties) |
Adopting a Kitten or Cat
I have adopted 3 kittens from the
Lamma
Animal Welfare Centre; Tommy, Mini and Max. Although a
cat brings so much love into your life, it is not a decision
that should be taken lightly.
Here is some advice for how to
make sure you are making the right decision.
Do
all your family members also want a cat?
It is important that all members
of your family have the same desire to adopt a cat and around
not being pressured into it.
Can
you afford it?
Although cats don't cost a lot of
feed, they do need to be desexed and also have regular
injections. On Lamma this amounts to around $600 in the first
year. You should also be willing to pay for other unexpected vet
bills that can be quite expensive in the later years of a cat's
life.
Do
you have the time to give them love and mental stimulation?
Cats don't need as much time as
dogs who need walking. However, it is important that they get
physical and mental stimulation. My cats love to chase around a
piece of rolled up paper on a piece of string. This is cheap and
can keep them amused for a good 10 minutes. After that they are
ready for a nap!
Do
you have someone to take care of the cat when you go away?
It is important that you have a
plan for who will look after the cat when you go on holiday. A
friend, a helper, a neighbour can all help, but it is vitally
important that you know there will be someone responsible to
look after it.
Are
you prepared for certain amount of wear and tear around your
flat?
Cats can be trained to claw a
scratching post, but it is natural that they will want to claw
furniture, that they will jump and knock things off tables etc.
If you answer yes to the above,
then I would encourage you to adopt. Cats will become a member
of your family. They give you unconditional love.
Some final
advice:
Two is
better than one
I believe that it is best to
adopt two kittens/ cats at the same time. Two cats aren't much
more trouble than one and they keep each other company while you
are at work and also exercise each other.
Keep
your cats indoors
There is much debate over indoor
or outdoor cats. I believe it really is best to keep your cat
indoors, mostly for the cat's safety. The first cat, Tommy, that
I adopted disappeared and to this day I don't know what happened
to him. I assume that he was bitten by a snake and died. There
are often signs up around Lamma with pleading messages from
people whose cats have disappeared. Please keep your cats
inside.
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Tommy
Max
on the prowl
So
tired
Minimus
Maximus |
It's just been announced that Lamma North's District Councillor Ms. Yu Lai
Fan does not have to contest the
District Council Elections 2007 next month, as she's the only
candidate. Lamma is the only area in the Islands District where this has
happened. Last time, an off-island candidate from the Citizens Party, Alex
Chan, won around a third of the votes, to everyone's surprise. He didn't
return and stand for election again this time, even though he promised to
return.
Congratulations to your "re-election", Fun-Tse! When's the victory party?
This is Lammadonna's bilingual campaign flyer she mailed to all Lamma North
households a few weeks ago. It makes for interesting reading and tells a
great deal about her "achievements and successes", but also about here goals and priorities in the past and future.
I even made it into one of the pictures because I was reporting on one of
the govt. meetings they arranged locally last year. Can you spot me in the
flyer (if you know what I look like).
Use the form at the end to submit your complaints and suggestions!
Last night, there was a long and very sympathetic report about Keren and her
two pet pigs, Sumo & Peggy, in the TVB Pearl Report at 6:55pm. See my
poor-quality pictures above, shot directly from the TV screen. It included
some old footage from another Pearl Report several years ago. It explained
Keren's situation and the fight against the government's Environmental
Protection Dept. who insists on taking away the pigs and get them
slaughtered, considering them as "illegal live stock" instead of the beloved
pets of a vegetarian.
This story has been featured on TV and in several newspapers already this
year, including several stories in this Lamma-zine (search for "Sumo" in the
Search box at the top of this page.)
Last news from Keren: Sumo is sick with a skin
infection. Keren will have to return to the EPD next week to make her case
again, trying to convince them again not to prosecute and punish her. Give
her some moral support when you see her on the street or on the ferry.
You're welcome to visit the pigs on weekends!
Roy & Elizabeth of The Cyan Studio, the Artiste, Marjaleena and Noah
"Wild Teenage Beatnik Ghost Dancers of Lamma Island"
Original figurative drawings, paintings and prints by spinoza1112.
To view the art and meet the artist, come to
Cyan Studio,
2-6pm, Sun, Oct 14.
Directions: from the ferry, walk down Main Street until you get to
Back Street (at the Shell petrol sign). Turn left. The Cyan Studios is next
to and just before Dollarful Realty, opposite from the Best Kebab Turkish
restaurant, top floor.
Map.
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Spinoza1112 -
Ghost Teacher, moderator of Spinoza's Web forum and
featured artist in the Cyan Studio for October 2007.
He's
just issued this press release about the exhibition and himself:
(Photos by L-G) |
spinoza1112, Lamma artist, is currently
exhibiting his works at Cyan Studio, on Back street next to
Dollarfull Realty. The show opened on October 13 with a public
reception and now can be viewed by appointment.
spinoza1112 studied at The School of the Art
Institute of Chicago and has shown in Chicago. Currently he
works in a variety of drawing media including pencil and paper,
ink, and commercially available tools such as marker. He uses
the computer, but always with a drawn basis. Original works and
limited edition prints will be available at his first show on
Lamma Island, "Wild Teenage Beatnik Ghost Dancers of Lamma
Island!".
spinoza1112's current work uses elegant line and
academic-kitsch chiaruscuro but fortunately, he has not the
commercial skill to make "true" kitsch as he reappropriates the
body's image from advertising. Instead, the content rejoins an
artistic tradition as an individual meditation on gender and the
liberation, perhaps resurrection, of the body.
 Inspired by the vistas and the rave-ups of Lamma
Island, spinoza1112 dances for survival, having studied
classical ballet. He also uses aerobic sports, again as a
survival praxis. This enables him, so he claims, to feel as well
as visualize anatomy in motion in a space critical of gender
norms.
spinoza1112 has also written extensively on art
and other topics on Lamma island's placeblog (Lamma.com.hk).
He tends to come up with pure bullshit which upon close
examination is usually pretty cool, but which tries our patience
at times.
"Kitsch", he says, "isn't Kitsch after all, in a
Negative Dialectic, because I took one course in actual
commercial, as opposed to fine, art, and failed miserably at zip
a tone, cookies, and milk".
"Kitsch", he continues, "can be
estranged with distance. I ask myself, what were the Real Man's
Magazines doing to my subconscious? Can it be colonized by Wild
Jungle Women? If so, how soon?"
He goes on in this vein: "in fact, my art is
about healing from a seismic event in my life that happened in
1981, with several aftershocks based on gender identity in an
America to which I became increasingly orthogonal, an America
ever more conservative, and terrified, in James Baldwin's
prescient words of 1962, of 'night, death, and the devil' (Nacht,
Tod und Teufel)".
Fortunately for us all, he usually doesn't talk
like this, preferring to write such apparent nonsense. Meet the
artist and see his work at Elizabeth Briel's
Cyan Studio on appointment.
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Spinoza1112 -
in the
Spinoza's Web forum he moderates, reflecting on the audience
at the exhibition opening: |
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The artist at his one-man show |
The artist at his first one man show: wants people
to stand in awe and in silence in front of his work and announce in
hushed tones why this man is a Genius and I want to pay one million
dollars for his work and support him for the rest of his life.
What really happens: every bunny stands around
schmoozing and partly ignores the art. The artist gets smashed in
consequence, and has to be carried home by his friends in a barrow,
baying at the Moon about the insensitivity of the petit-bourgeoisie
and the unfairness of it all.
Except for the drunk bit, that is what happened!
However, the show at Elizabeth's gallery (thanks
Elizabeth!) went well. It featured Lamma Luminaries including Nick,
Marjaleena, and Lamma-Gung.
You can still see the work at Cyan Studios this week
in case you missed it.
 Lamma Gung liked the subtlety of shading and of
tone. I'd reconstructed a sort of Old Master technique by learning
"indirect" techniques of grisaille and Titian's "svelatura, trente o
quarante" (glazes, thirty or forty) from Dover books.
Lamma Gung's comments happened to be my new
direction, towards a series of paintings based on the released
drawings.
Which means retiring from this social ramble which,
as the great Negro League baseball pitcher Satchel Paige said, "ain't
restful"...
Despite all its sturm, drang, schadenfreude, and
schlamperei, Lamma Island is a pretty good not bad place to create
art. But its social ramble ain't restful. |
David, Sadie & Bing on their Tai Yuen rooftop, Oct 9, 2007
Searching for a Gardening forum moderator, I got referred to David & Bing by
Tavis (Community Garden project in Tai Peng). I interviewed them in their
rooftop garden on Oct 9, taking a few pictures as well. Rugged outdoorsman
David Sanders and local lady Bing Law specialise in edible plants,
collecting over 40 years of horticulture experience in several countries.
I didn't find a Gardening forum moderator (David & Bing claim to lack the
expertise in ornamental flowering plants that most Lamma gardeners prefer),
but I learnt a lot about gardening, quite a treat for an apprentice "green
thumb" like myself.
 
Seedlings in sliced-open fruit juice cartons - Plants inside their pretty
designer flat
Here's a little free promotion for their new, affordable MicroGardens which
they design and build themselves, selling them to ESF schools and private
gardens all over HK, also giving educational talks about organic food and
farming. I've ordered my own little, fully customised MicroGarden already
for my rooftop, awaiting David's home delivery:
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David Sanders and Bing Law -
MicroGarden Kits, Organic Food, Horticulture Education &
Therapy Services.
Chinese version of the brochure below
available on request: |
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MicroGardens
for home,
educational,
recreation and therapeutic use
The
MicroGarden is essentially an organic food production system
and has been specially designed for residents of Hong Kong
where opportunities to engage in gardening and growing your
own food are strictly limited.
The garden
kits are easily assembled and may be set up either as
terraces or mini-gardens. The twin-walled material, made
from recycled uPVC, helps maintain stable growing
temperatures, allowing intensive production of Hong Kong
seasonal organic vegetables and herbs (or flowers.)
Raised beds
are available in a variety of shapes and sizes and, with
fitted wheels, are mobile!
Also included in the kit are:
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a
Growing Guide booklet explaining how to get started,
with planting calendar
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packs of
balanced, organic growing media
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mini
tools
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pack of
certified organic fertilizer
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pack of
starter seeds and mini watering can.
Cultivating our own food is a very fulfilling
experience for the whole family. It relates to many
important healthy living issues and everyone's concern for
improved home and greater living environments.
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Ideal for school and community projects |
The easy-to-understand techniques used in
organic micro gardening help us reconnect to the important
functions of growing, under-standing and valuing the
precious food we eat.
Learning courses, workshops and gardening
club activities, supervised by qualified and experienced
organic gardening instructors, are available upon request.
Micro gardening is a fun and fascinating way
to grow fresh, seasonal organic food in the comfort of home,
school or community environment. Out of the garden and into
the pot. Food could not be any fresher and healthier!
 Grow
healthily,
eat well.
MicroGardens kit prices
start from HK$650 for single tier, $850 for double tier;
$1,050 for triple or $1,250 for the wide version (see right
photo). For further details of prices, kit sizes, colours
and availability contact:
Bing Law & David Sanders:
Telephone: 2136 1076; Mobile: 9881 1842;
thegreenpatch@gmail.com |
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Gary Dyer - Organiser of Lamma Activities Centre: |
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The Lamma Activities Centre (L.A.C.) has come
together with the help of many Lamma Teachers/Instructors who have a
passion to promote & teach the community and provide affordable
lessons and an alternative to travelling to the city.
Apart from kids and adults fitness classes the L.A.C.
will be giving promotional talks in many subjects, such as: Hong
Kong history, Feng Shui, temple visits with fortune telling, etc.
So this is a centre for the people, run by the
people!
Giving people the chance to teach their talents and
skills and teachers are welcome to contact me at the centre
regarding future courses.
To provide more space there is an additional L.A.C.
lecture/ classroom in Sha Po New Village, to provide Language
tuition such as English, Mandarin, etc.
Welcome and have a good time!
Gary and the A Team |
"Feng Shui for health, home and business":
an
introductory talk by Master Jimmy Lau in the L.A.C. on Sun afternoon, Oct 7;
photos courtesy of
Roy McClean & Elizabeth Briel (click to enlarge):
Master and Student - Luopan (Feng Shui compasses) -
Interested parties with Master Lau
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Feng
Shui Master Jimmy Lau: |
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The history of Feng Shui covers at least 3,500
years. It is the classical Chinese system for seeking harmony. Feng
Shui seeks to promote prosperity, good health, and general
well-being by using a special Chinese compass called a Luopan to
examine how energy, chi, flows through a particular room, house,
building, or garden.
Chi is organized into 5 elements, each of these
physical elements are energies that have frequencies with a unique
wavelength. These different frequencies react with each other in
different ways, some positive and some negative. Feng Shui helps us
determine which frequencies work positively with our own personal
energy and the energies of our family members and co-workers. With
this knowledge, we can arrange our environment accordingly. |
The scene outside The Green Cottage, digging
out the old small channel -
Taking a well-deserved break from all the digging
Accidental abstract beach sculpture: rebar from the old drainage channel
The new drainage channel from the Tai Peng footpath to the harbour is
finally coming to an end, with the outflow being built right now outside the
Green Cottage. The channel is a veritable celebration of concrete-pouring, a
2 metre by 2 metre channel for the usual tiny trickle of water flowing down
from Tai Peng, a canal generously proportioned even for a
once-in-a-millennium rainstorm.
For more details see our long-running
Yung Shue Long drain proposal forum.
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