Aug 31: The Smoke-Free, Health-Conscious, Spooky, Romantic, Feline-Dominated, Ferry-Riding and Artistic Chinese Forum!
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Another month has quickly gone by, and it’s time for another update of the smoke-free, health-conscious, spooky, romantic, feline-dominated, ferry-riding and artistic Chinese Forum!
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Aug 30: Guess the Gadget Game
This is the first in a new occasional series of games
for this blog:
Guess the Gadget!
Quoting from the ads, brochures, website, manuals or any other stuff included when getting a new gadget, you'll have to guess what the product is. Simple!
First one up, from the introduction of a 86-page manual of a new gadget Lamma-Por just bought (highlights below are my own):
"Reach out and touch the lives around you with the new X. Graced with true classic elegance, it's a striking reflection of our distinctive character. Ever so dependable, its intuitive features are crafted for total ease of use, making every moment simply pleasurable...There's so much you can do with X. So reach out and uncover the possibilities."
Close to the end of the manual, the tone has definitely changed dramatically:
"The consumer shall have no coverage or benefits under this limited warranty if any of the following conditions are applicable:
The Product has been subject to abnormal use, abnormal condition, improper storage, exposure to moisture or dampness, exposure to excessive temperature or other such environmental conditions, unauthorized modifications, unauthorized connections, unauthorized repair including but not limited to use of unauthorized spare parts in repairs, misuse, neglect, abuse, accident, alteration, improper installation, Acts of God, spill of foods or liquids, maladjustment of customer controls or other acts which are beyond of reasonable control of X, including deficiencies in consumable parts such as fuses and breakage or damage to antennas, unless caused directly by defects in materials or workmanship, and normal wear and tear of the Product.
ANY IMPLIED WARRANTY OF MECHANTABILITY, OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE OR USE, SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE DURATION OF THE FOREGOING WRITTEN WARRANTY. OTHERWISE, THE FOREGOING WARRANTY IS THE PURCHASER'S SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE REMEDY AND IS IN LIEU OF ALL OTHER WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED..."
Pheww, that about covers every possibility and impossibility of ever getting it fixed for free under this extremely & severely limited "Limited Warranty"...
So, what is this gadget? Easy! Click here to find out!
Aug 29: 'Ministers of Sausage/Ant Husbandry'
Our thriving forums are, besides great info sources on
anything Lamma-related, sometimes a surprising source of the weird &
wonderful. Without much prodding or provocation a sequence of "Magical
Realism"-like stories suddenly burst from the creative minds of some
long-time forum members last week.
Where? Of all places, in our Buy & Sell forum,
ignited by a mocking message from volley, looking for a Decoy Duck
after his own was "shot to pieces":
Fortune Chan: "...we were strafed by what looked like a PLA-AF Sukhoi Su-27. It came out of the sun, west of the Power Station, and strafed us with its cannon on the first sweep and then returned to attempt to strike with its air-to-surface missile. I brought the twat down with a rock the size of a small pomelo..."
Beanburglar: "...The sausage flew into the air and brought down a Government service helicopter that was collecting ants for Donald Tsang's goldfish...Donald Tsang was so happy that he's made them ministers of sausage/ant husbandry."
Chuckm: "...The dragon boat teams are assembling in Vancouver harbour as I write this, ready to hand-carry said duck across the Pacific in a squadron of 120 boats, each one assigned its segment of the trip. They are carrying a huge radar-reflecting sign that proclaims "Lamma or Bust" to ward off wayward ships..."
It
even includes a new Lamma song by our Official Court Poet & Tourism
Ambassador, Mr Fortune Chan! Click on TALKBACK! for the full story so
far. You're most welcome to join in and compose the next paragraph of this
shared Lamma story!
Aug 28: Beer & Babble Bar
It's finally been revealed what B & B stands for in the name of this restaurant & bar. See their brand-new signs!
Yes, copious consumption of beer causes a lot of babble to be generated! Beer & Babble belong together...like Bread & Butter...like Baloney & Bollocks...
B & B has just joined the number of bars
opening late on weekends (2am). What, another bar, you might say? None of
them is making any real money, and another one joining the fight for the
long-term shrinking number of regular drunkards, eh, patrons! Good luck to
them!
B & B has been quite a favorite of Lamma-Por and myself for quite some time now. Below are some of the great & tasty dishes we've enjoyed there just in the last few weeks. I've been served some really badly burnt meals in B&B over the years, but their cook in the last few months was really excellent! The cooking, the spices, the presentation were really great value for money, at least during lunchtime on weekdays ($30-50). On weekend evenings, the prices for the same dishes almost double. Friendly service, nice & rustic atmosphere, colourful bar, great location, cozy decoration with antique Lamma photos, beach-side dining.
But recently, Lamma-Por and I were very disappointed with our lunches - Bland & Boring - extremely under-spiced, like so many Western-style HK cafes. We asked what happened: a new chef had taken over the same day, the old one leaving for a better salary in town. More than once I had sent special compliments to the chef for a great lunch. The old chef's food was so good & exceptionally tasty, the difference to the new average chef was really dramatic and unexpected. But other people's tastebuds might disagree with both of us...
We've never returned so far, waiting out this severe change in quality - from great to average - till the cooking improves or the chef changes once again. Cooks, managers and even staff in B&B seem to turn over every few months, sometimes every few weeks, hard to keep up with the names. Maybe that's why they're almost the only place wearing name tags?
Here's my photo gallery of fine B&B dishes, in memoriam, waiting for better times:
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P.S. B&B management: If you read this, PLEASE let me know when it's safe to return and write another, more positive review! You've never been a Lamma-zine advertiser (and probably never will be), but I still like your place...
Aug 27: Power Station Chimney #4 Rising
Alert Reader & ex-Lammaite Lily sent in this photo taken from a friend's rooftop in Tai Peng. He's "the last surviving SaveLamma member still living on Lamma. ;-)". They're quite worried about how much higher this 4th chimney of the Power Station will rise. It's just been capped off with a huge, mushroom-like "hat". You can see it well from the arriving/departing ferry and from some of our hills, but not from anywhere around Yung Shue Wan or even the ferry pier.
Checking with HK Electric, they told me that "the height of the new chimney for the new combined-cycle gas turbine at Lamma Power Extension is 104m, about half of those of our existing chimneys (209m). It has a diameter of 19m.
The No. 4 Chimney is designed to contain three internal flues and one of them will be used for the new unit scheduled for commissioning in 2006. The construction of the chimney's concrete windshield has been completed and installation of the steel flue will soon commence, in line with the project schedule.
We don't have any firm plans for Chimney No. 5 at yet because we are only talking about Chimney No. 4 at the moment, which will partly be used for the new gas turbine unit. The construction of chimney hinges on future expansion plans which will be subject to Government approval."
Please refer to the latest press release on Lamma Power Station Extension and here's the latest monthly Environmental Monitoring & Audit report for July 2005, for more details on what exactly they're building right now over there.
P.S. Our Alert Reader has just added a great
explanation for the 4th chimney to her own blog:
"To break the bad 'three incense sticks' Fung Shui,
HK Electric Company decided to erect a fourth chimney on Lamma Island."
Discuss Power Station Fung Shui by clicking on TALKBACK!
Aug 26: 'Who Are You Cowards?'
A
poster from Diesel's blackboard on Main Street. Click to read the entire
"Court Summons to Defendant" addressed to somebody charged with
"obeying a call of nature at a public place".
He's looking for whoever "coward" turned him in. Of course, this poster
generated quite a few messages in our forums. Only on Lamma...
Aug 20: Plot Thickens Around Lamma Island Novel!
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A new plot suddenly swirls around
On August 16th when I visited RTHK Radio 3 for an interview with Phil Whelan on the Morning Brew show, strong suggestions emerged that my novel must hold powerful symbolic meanings in the style of George Orwell’s best book, Animal Farm. How preposterous! Dog-Gone Cat Case is a lighthearted story about animals pursuing island adventures. As the author, I refute the existence of potent symbolism. Even if such symbolism formed the story’s core, I still would deny it. For example:
The suggested parallels hold no validity. Or do they? Either way, folks are invited to a book-signing session at 1 p.m. on Saturday, August 27, at Dymocks in the IFC Mall, Central. |
Aug 19: Lammaite Forever!
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End of July, I've celebrated 6 months living on Lamma. I've really made a good choice to come living on this island, because for 6 months now I've enjoyed a real quality of life. Today, I wouldn't be able to live anywhere else anymore. I've even managed to get accustomed to all the strange insects here, more or less. But every evening I check under my bed, just in case... Within 6 months, I've had a dozen geckos in the flat, but since my cats like to chase them, the geckos are savagely assaulted and left for dead in the middle of the living room, or in front of my bedroom door (it makes a great alarm clock for me). Spiders: I have encountered several large specimens (10 cms in diameter) in the staircase leading to my flat's entrance, and 2 very small ones in my bedroom which I have succeeded in killing with my can of Raid. That's all the critters I've had for the moment, so all is well for now (hoping that it'll last...). Otherwise, waking up on weekends under a splendid sun and the songs of the birds, that's priceless. To take breakfast on the rooftop with nature being the only background noise, that's so special. That's happiness! 7 minutes are separating my home from the ferry pier. It's a route that I appreciate every morning, because there are always singing birds, everywhere lots of vegetation full of fresh smells, the same cats and dogs every day, by now almost used to see me walking by. The neighbors always greet me. These 7 minutes turn into 15 when the rain pours down on Lamma, because then it becomes an adventure. You have to leave home in flip flops and shorts and then get dressed properly on the ferry. You slosh through 10 centimetres of water, the paths become rivers, your umbrella doesn't serve any useful purpose anymore, except protecting your hair a little bit, and then... you arrive at the ferry SOAKED, and everyone is in the same state as you. Some arrive in boots, other in bathing suits; in short, Lamma is funny when it rains, but I prefer Lamma in the sunshine. Lamma is developing, and that worries us. Indeed, they are constructing a luxury complex at the beach with a marina. This complex will have 4 floors (Not good!! Normally Lamma has only 2 upper floors per house). 2 extra floors, that's a lot and if they continue like that, we'll end up having another IFC tower close to the pier... (Editor: This is incorrect, same height and # of floors as typical Village Houses: G/F, 1/F, 2/F.) Some Lammaites have had the brilliant idea of opening a Kebab shop... Saturday evenings it stays open till 2am. And the news of news, from mid-August, we'll have a NIGHT ferry! Departure from Central at 2:30am, so no more need to risk your life in a Sampan to return home to sleep... That's really super-good news. |
We'll also get a new ferry Lamma-Central at 5am. For those taking airplanes early in the morning that'll come in handy; likewise for those going to beach parties on weekends, as they can return home early. And then, on Saturday night, I've spent the evening at Superman's. He lives on the mountain - in the middle of nature in Tai Peng - with exceptional views and a well-appointed rooftop... One can admire the sunset from his rooftop:
On the other side, the mountains and heights of the island:
Have a great week, Alexandra |
Aug 18: Beware of Hungry Ghosts!
No, I'm not talking about always hungry Gwailos (ghost men), like our new Official Court Glutton or myself. Today is the main day of the Hungry Ghosts Festival, the most dangerous day of the year to go outside at night, according to local beliefs. Lamma-Por insisted on me wearing a Jade amulet today to protect me from being devoured by a Hungry Ghost! Living in HK means honouring and celebrating local customs for me, and they're fascinating & great fun for the most part. Except today! Stay out of the bars after sundown! You have been warned!
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One of the strangest manifestations of the Yue Lan Festival are the offerings that adorn the streets, graveyards and beaches. These take the shape of intricate paper models of worldly possessions and status symbols such as high-tech household goods or sometimes entire wardrobes and musical instruments. Paper money is also a very popular offering - these are called "hell banknotes" and are only valid in the underworld. On the 14th day of the
seventh month (the full moon) these offerings are burnt and fires and
bonfires are visible all over Hong Kong,
In Chinese culture the dead are often celebrated and rarely forgotten. It is considered a duty in Chinese life to honour them through a series of offerings, ceremonies and festivals. But when proper funeral rites have not been performed, then the trouble starts.
It is believed the mischievous ghosts of these unfortunates vengefully roam the mortal world looking to satisfy the afterlife needs which were not afforded them in death. On the nights of the seventh month, the Chinese are often afraid to go out for fear of encountering these ghosts. It is a brave Chinese person who ventures to the beach, for he may be lured into the water and drowned by the spirits of those lost at sea. The phenomenon of the Hungry Ghosts is said to explain the high level of catastrophes which are believed to occur in the seventh month of the Chinese year." |
Here's my own photo gallery of the 2003 Yu Lan festival on Lamma Island.
Aug 18: www. Graffiti Creator .net
Isn't
the Internet the most marvelous & amazing time-wasting system ever invented?
While researching the article above, I stupidly clicked on one of these
ubiquitous Goooogle Ads, cluttering their search results. A few hours later
I emerged from the website it linked to with
several new Lamma-zine logos. See my "best" results below.
But beware and be warned! Don't go there! It's dangerously addictive! Forget I ever told you about it!!! You've never heard of it!
DISCLAIMER: www.GraffititCreator.net is not a Lamma-zine advertiser and this blog accepts no responsibility for any losses of massive & irreplaceable chunks of your time you might suffer by visiting the above site. You've been warned! "We're sorry for any inconvenience caused."
P.S. HELLLLLP! I can't stop! New "LAMMA ISLAND" logotypes keep popping up and up and up...
Aug 17: Late Ferries Postponed to Sep 1st
The
2-month trial-run of 3 additional late ferries was supposed to start
yesterday, Aug 16, as informed by Lammadonna in July and reconfirmed
by her to me and my interpreter on Aug 5.
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No eagerly anticipated late ferries yet so far, so I did a bit of research today: The ferry staff and manager at the pier had absolutely no idea about any new late ferries, not today, not ever. No printed announcements could be found anywhere. Checking with HKKF's PR Manager, the start of the 2-month trial run has been postponed to Sep 1 the earliest!
The
questionnaires by the Transport Dept. received several comments
which HKKF has to answer first, before the Transport Dept. will confirm the
trial run and starting date. 
The overwhelming feedback seems to have
been positive. The PR Manager promised to inform me directly and all of us
ferry passengers at least one week in advance before the actual start of the
trial run. Watch this space for further news!
But I'll have to have another word with Lammadonna about this premature announcement, causing several people to query me today! Next time I'll have to double-check the info with other sources, as a good blogger should always do...
Aug 16: Official Court Glutton: Best Wonton Noodles?
I've been looking for a resident food critic for this blog for a while now and I finally got lucky! Welcome to our new "Official Court Glutton", a welcome new addition to our growing team of "Official" collaborators, from "Official Court Artist" & "Official Court Tourism Ambassador" to "Official Court Monthly Ferry Ticket Reminderer".
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Here's the first restaurant review of what will hopefully become a regular bimonthly feature, written by a long-term Lamma resident and a lover of food, but not a foodie, who lets his tummy be his guide. Our shy Official Court Gourmet describes himself as the exact opposite of this photo: "not female, not thin, not fit & trim, not low-fat, has no highly-defined six-pack, doesn't like to wear sexy, white bikinis, but likes to look at ladies in sexy, white bikinis!"
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After some thought about what and how much to eat, I decided on the noodle shop called Yo Lau Gei ("Old Friends"). After parting the see-through plastic sheet, my face feels the coolness of air con and my nose gets assailed by the aroma of steaming broth. Look around and select a cool spot as the hot and humid day was making me grumpy. I see no menu in English, but staff are friendly and speak some English. Order one dish of Won Ton Mien, dumplings with noodles. As the dish is cooking up - all dishes are made to order - I look around to see a relatively clean place, tables not sticky and the required TV in the ceiling corner blasting out some local Cantonese program that can be easily ignored unless too loud. A few minutes later the dish arrives.
Let's see what we have.... 5 fresh wontons, 3 shreds of lettuce, small bits of green onion type thing. Play with the broth, no slime and floaty stuff means relatively fresh. Try the lettuce, crisp and crunchy. Try a wonton, nice mix of shrimp and probably pork, wrapper good. Try the noodles, complete with green onion type, also good. Try a spoon of broth, tasty but I do not drink it all, because I am paranoid about soups and MSG. Before going for the rest of wontons, I decide to add some zip. I reach for the chilli sauce. I always inspect the spoon. For me, when I see that the chilli sauce is corroding the end of the stainless steel spoon, I know it has power. Spoon end is not corroded, maybe a new spoon? Anyway, add a drop of chilli on each wonton and I vapourise the dish. In the interest of science, I decide to have another bowl to make sure of consistent production. Second bowl as good as the first and with my slight addition of vinegar to crispen the flavour of the noodle, I am pleased. Total bill comes to HK$34, without a drink. I think that one bowl would be good for most people. It is a somewhat humble place, fluorescent lighting, ceramic flooring, glass walls, Straightforward , honest fresh wonton and noodle for HK$17 seems about right. With my urge to snack completely satisfied, I waddle off to do my other tasks. Definitely would consider to go back, as one of my most important criteria takes place about an hour after I eat: How do I feel? My stomach was settled and no rumbling in the gut. This means decent quality of ingredients and preparation. Definite thumbs up! |
Checking out "Old Friends"
myself today and taking a photo of the dish, I also got their name card.
Yes, they've got an English menu, but only available on request! Canned
drinks at only $6. I can personally confirm the tastiness and deliciousness
of their wonton noodles. I'd say probably the best ones
in the village, and they can be found in such a little-known place. Check it
out!
For more reviews & ratings of almost all restaurants on Lamma, click on TALKBACK! on the right.
P.S. "Old Friends" is NOT a Lamma-zine advertiser and will probably never become one. These restaurant reviews will be done impartially and independent of advertiser status.
Aug 15: Wind Whirl Plaza on Mt Stenhouse?
Mystery of the Day:
Have a look at this poster, found in the Designfirst exhibition
inside the pedestrian tunnel from the YSW Shopping Mall (also known
as IFC Mall to non-Lammaites) to the Central MTR station. The poster (click
to enlarge) says:
"LAMMA ISLAND: Population:
6,000
Area: 13.6
km2
Power
Station - Ling Kok Shan
Focal Museum - Pak Kok Shan
Wind Whirl Plaza - Mt. Stenhouse"
Designfirst is an educational
design company promoting their business via this exhibition. This poster is
part of their "Windgathering" displays. The guy manning the
exhibition didn't speak much English and told me to
email them. But they did not respond to my repeated enquiries about
this poster...
This is supposedly part of a fictitious
www.Windgathering.com website
- which doesn't exist (anymore?). A search via various Internet search
engines cannot find a SINGLE hit on the mysterious term of "windgathering"!
A secret code?
Is this a secret govt. plan unwittingly revealed or just a designer's flight of fancy? Another Power Station for Lamma, on Ling Kok Shan (between Sok Kwu Wan and Mo Tat Wan)? I can smell a secretive conspiracy and multiple cover-ups brewing & steaming! The very stuff of a Lamma-based political thriller in the making! This matter has just been escalated to HK Electric's publicity dept. for an official feedback! Let's see what they come up with, if they've got a sense of humour?
HK Electric's windturbine up in Tai Ling -
basically a "windgathering" machine - has just completed foundation work;
electrical & mechanical work is starting this very month. Is this mysterious
"Wind
Whirl Plaza" on Mt. Stenhouse (very windy up on the highest peak of
Lamma!) a rival project by CLP or even a second, yet unannounced
windturbine? The citizens of PIRL (The People's Independent Republic of
Lamma) demand to know!!!
P.S. I: For a monthly update on the progress of HK's first windturbine - our very own Magical Spinney Thing - check out the reports on its very own website at lammawindturbine.hec.com.hk. The home page even sports a cute spinning animation of how it'll look like when finished by end of this year. HK Electric seems so proud of this windturbine that it got its own website already and gets mentioned in almost every one of their press releases.
P.S. II: I received a reply from HK Electric already and they're spoiling all my intriguing conspiracy theories above:
"Btw, we heard that the poster is just one of the many creative pieces by new graduates of the design institute, which is developed out of imagination and not hinting on anything real."
Well, I like my conspiracy theories above much better. Harrumph! I still think it must all be a sinister cover-up! The truth will prevail and be revealed some day!
Aug 14: Honoured & Honourable Contributors
Content
contributions to this blog keep on pouring in, to my sheer delight & utter
relief. The more contributions of text & pictures I get, the easier it is
for me to put up an article every single day, including weekends.
The width and depth of some contributions is often amazing
and wonderful, from promotions for worthy causes (Lamma Fun Day) over Sunset
Photo contest entries to fun & unusual submissions
(cat's
diary, National Lammagraphic), plus the steady stream of local news from so
many sources. There's really a great wealth of creative talent living on our
fantasy island, plus a lot of creative talent (ex- & future Lammaites,
tourists, people around the world interested in Lamma) reading &
contributing to this blog.
My
dream for the future would be to write just an occasional story, do a bit of
editing & formatting, but otherwise hand over this free-speech soapbox, this
community platform, this daily local newsletter completely to all
contributors to air YOUR views, publicise YOUR causes, publish YOUR news,
promote YOUR events, display YOUR artworks, tell YOUR stories, show off YOUR
photos & videos! It might take a while to reach my long-term goal, but I'm
not going anywhere. Thanks to the advertisers & sponsors at the top of this
page and in the Lamma-zine, this website is self-financing and its future
secured for the time being.
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New Holiday Mood |
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Katherine |
July 2 |
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Samson |
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Alex - Garoupa |
July 3 |
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Ron - Green Cottage |
July 4 |
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Duderino |
July 9 |
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HK Electric |
July 10 |
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Andy Maluche |
July 11 |
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Deirdre Butler |
July 12 |
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Deirdre Butler |
July 13 |
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bbChris - Shazza Music |
July 15 |
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Lammadonna |
July 16 |
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anonymous source |
July 18 |
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Sonya Yeung |
July 21 |
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Charlotte |
July 22 |
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Chuckm |
July 23 |
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Guy Miller |
National Lammagraphic: Asian Killer Hornets Tamed by Technology |
July 24 |
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various |
July 25 |
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Sam Bruce, bbChris |
July 26 |
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Patrick Chan |
July 28 |
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Molokko - Colette's kitty |
July 29 |
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Aug 13: Garoupa & Friends @ Island Bar
It's been quite some time since the last local concert by any Lamma band. Some of them have gone to bigger, better things, performing in town in larger venues or even got into the HK finals of the World Battle of the Bands (NUDE, Sep 7, Hard Rock Cafe). So, do we have to wait till the next Lamma Fun Day on Sun, Nov 20, to hear Lamma bands perform on Lamma again?
No! Garoupa has come to our musical rescue
and will be performing in the Island Bar tonight, to a
fully packed house, eh, bar. To celebrate lead singer Alex's facial
contortions, this blog is looking for photos of audience members with the
best facial contortions! "Make a face like a Garoupa! Click!" should
be the motto of the night! Email me your shots!
More news from other Lamma bands come from music organiser bbChris, also founder of new band "Guitars & Panties", debuting at Underground 11 on July 28:
"Thanks, L-G, for keeping up interest in bands Lamma related.
Nude
were outstanding at Underground 11, a great way
to start the night off - never seen so many people in a club at 9pm on a
Thursday night and you would have thought the band was actually performing
in the nude what with SO MANY PHOTOGRAPHERS fighting for photos of the
band!! Hahahahahaa! As you can see from the Underground 11 page, they
performed with PASSION!
Some people might be interested in my new band called "Guitars and Panties"? With a name like that, I couldn't find any guys to join so it's myself and 3 gorgeous Chinese ladies! Girls with guitars playing pop always seems to do well.
Two more
bands played that night but I know your male readers only want to know if
Guitars and Panties were wearing any?
Well, a pair of red panties went missing that night! (Don't know if Garoupa had anything to do with that - they were spotted at Underground11 in the audience!)
Hope some more Lammarites will attend future Underground events and no doubt there will be more Lamma bands playing too!"
© PHOTOS Copyright 2005 Willem Van der Merwe.
Aug 12: The Cancer Diaries
I've
just found out why our Official Court Artist, Andy Maluche,
has been so uncharacteristically quiet these last few months. After "dropping
the ball", he's battling testicular cancer and has just started
chemotherapy!
In his usual life-affirming & ironical attitude to life and its problems, he decided to "write about my personal experience with the only thing that scares people more than George Bush' propaganda.".
His Cancer Diaries offer a day-by-day account of his chemotherapy treatment. Just two weeks so far and he's already shedding his trademark blue hair. It's fascinating but heart-rending to read his chronicles, so far removed from morbidity and depression, still full of self-deprecating, great humour. All the very best, my friend, keep up your daily blog as it surely can be considered great therapy!
Aug 11: Bishop Zen & the Poor Clare Nuns of Lamma
Did
you know that today is the Feast Day of St Clare, who died on today's date,
752 years ago? "Saint Clare of Assisi: Virgin, Foundress of the
Poor Clares. Patron of: Embroiderers, eye disease, eyes, goldsmiths & gold
workers, good weather, laundry workers, telegraphs, telephones, television &
television writers"
Lamma's Portiuncula Monastery, just above the Lady of Lourdes Kindergarten, home of Lamma's Poor Clares Sisters, was hosting Bishop Zen last Sunday. As the spiritual leader of all Catholics in Hong Kong, he held a mass to celebrate the anniversary of St Clare's death, as he did last year (Bishop Zen Visiting Lamma feature story & photo gallery).
A Filipina friend alerted me to this year's event one day before.
I joined in the bilingual mass given by Bishop Zen and a group of Franciscan
priests inside the Catholic Kindergarten. This was my first Catholic mass in
over 3 decades and it was much less formal and more cheerful than I
remembered. None of the dressing up in suit & tie, kneeling on wooden
benches, separated by sexes and age, endlessly patronising & moralising
sermons, getting bored and sick from the stench of myrrh & incense in
Latin-language Sunday mass - as I remember unfondly from my own childhood.
There were over 200 
locals from many nationalities, but
mostly Chinese and Filipino, with less than a handful of Westerners.
There was even a free buffet after the mass and a kind of cheerful carnival atmosphere all around the celebration. Have a look at my captioned photo gallery! Amen!
Aug 10: Rachel Ip - Chinese Artist of the Month
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Do you remember the
joy of sketching with pencil and paper when you were a child? When people see my
work, their first reaction is usually asking if I had studied art or
learned to draw.
I simply try to break
the formal boundaries and mix together various materials and methods -
water colours, acrylic colours, colour pencils, markers,
cutting-and-pasting, photography, digital special effects, printing and
even using different types of Sometimes, I would
review my work and get the urge to add a few touches. While the artist is
happy, Self introduction: Rachel Ip A locally born and
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I have
filled my sketchbook with the collection of whatever drawing came to
mind between 2001 and 2004.
papers
- for my work, hoping to find an alternative space from the perimeters
of our day-to-day reality.
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Rachel: "Welcome here to visit my works and hope you enjoy them" |
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