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																										|  | Island Gym Promotion Aug 2 - The Island Gym is offering $50 monthly discount if you join before Sep 12th! |  | National Day @ Swiss Chalet Aug 1 - Today is Swiss National Day and as members of the huge "Swiss Abroad" community it's our tradition to celebrate.... |  |  
			
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	These are some of the latest usernames that tried to register in our 
	brand-new, upgraded forum. Within hours of re-opening, a flood of spam 
	registration attempts arrived, most likely from spambots trying to get in 
	and post spam messages. But as all new users are checked and activated or 
	deleted by myself and a senior moderator, none of them succeeded to complete 
	registration and were eradicated. We've even cleaned out quite a few ancient 
	but inactive spam registrations from years ago, plus deactivated legitimate 
	users who hadn't logged in for years. 
	
	I had to insert a new, mandatory question during the registration process, 
	something that a spambot wouldn't know how to answer, but a human interested 
	in Lamma for any reasons would find pretty easy to answer correctly: 
	
	What is the largest village on Lamma Island? 
	
	How long till the evil spammers controlling the spambots will figure it out 
	and I'll have to change the question? Weeks, days, hours? For now, we're 
	completely free of spam registrations once again. For now... 
	
	The never-ending, epic and valiant (?) struggle against forum spam 
	continues... 
	
	 
	
	This morning in Pak Kok Village. See this Lamma-zine story with the same 
	title: 
	
	
	
	
	
	Oct 22, 2009: Breakfast Is Being Served on the Balcony, Milady 
	
	The more things change, the more they stay the same... Settling slowly but 
	very happily into our new home, we're simplifying and downsizing our lives. For example, no aircons were provided with this flat! We're down from our former 
	landlord-provided 5 aircons to just 2, which we had to buy from the last 
	tenant. No aircon in my home office (34 degrees inside this afternoon, 
	surviving via fan). 
	
	Standing on my balcony a few days ago, two residents walked by and I 
	overheard one of them telling his friend, "Lamma-Gung has just moved in!"He forgot to add, "There goes the neighbourhood!" or something 
	similar.
 Somebody even called me Pak-Kok-Gung the other day....
 Central 
				Ferry Pier 4, what's happening? 
				
				 Feedbacks to 
				Lamma Gung's post w/picture on Facebook: 
					
					This is the start of the retail space expansion 
					to 6 floors. Can't see anyone bothering to walk there from 
					Central for yet more crap.
					Could've been an amazing green-roof space for 
					Lamma people to sit and chill before facing the arduous sea 
					journey home!!
					Could be sub-divided flats.
					It's the new Lamma Grill, Central.
					BTW - Lamma and DB will both be doing this 
					extension and we are all to be moved to Park Island ferry 
					pier whilst the work is carried out (Nov iirc).
					
					
					 Dior party, I thought?
					Hope it's a new ThreeSixty...
					More shops! Oh no....
					IFC 3
					It will be a monument to CY Leung, bestriding 
					the harbour.
					Immigration checkpoint for independent 
					Lammaites.
					Anticipating a rise in the sea level perhaps?
					According to the Planning Dept., Pier 4 is the 
					last pillar before Elements for the trans-harbour super 
					bridge.
					Asia's first medical marijuana store...
					It's an anonymous Lamma developer building a new 
					block of flats which will cost a million dollars a month to 
					rent.
					Who ****ing cares?
					It will be a new open-air arena for people to 
					welcome Lamma ferries to Central by a Laola-Wave!Also, Golden Rainshower, Lasershow and Firework Display will 
					be set there to welcome and greet Lamma passengers arriving 
					at HK Island.
 Plus, a free Ice Cream Shop and a Lucky Wheel is still in 
					discussion.
 
				
				 My reply: 
				 "I've just asked HKKF directly, 
				awaiting their reply.But Michelle's comment about a Dior event sounds the most 
				plausible, after interviewing the HKKF General Manager about the 
				former Shanghai Tang event up there some time ago.
 But the other explanations up here are much better and more fun!"
 HKKF's reply: "It's a temporary 
				rooftop event, held by an international brand. We feel sorry 
				that we cannot reveal the name yet, as it seems the marketing 
				strategy of the company is to keep the "sense of mystery" at 
				this stage.We'll keep you posted and have a nice weekend."
 
				Post YOUR comments on Lamma-Gung's Facebook wall: 
				
				Ferry Pier 4, what's happening? 
				 After a massive 
				anonymous spam attack on our forum last week we've had to upgrade 
				the entire forum software. It looks a bit different now, with 
				many new functions and options. Special thanks to ex-Lammaite Randy, my 
				summer intern from last year, for doing most of the tough & technical 
				server-side work! Sorry for the inconvenience caused these last few day. The 
				forum is open for your posting now while I'm adding the header 
				and links at the top. Please report any problems to 
				LammaGung@gmail.com! 
				 Our forum is down at the moment, shut down by our US 
				webhosting co. due to somebody hijacking it to send out large 
				amounts of spam from Lamma.com.hk. If you've 
				received any spam from any ...@lamma.com.hk email account, 
				please forward it to me at 
				info@lamma.com.hk! 
				Any other spam you're receiving is NOT our fault. The rest of this site and all Lamma-zine pages are working 
				fine again, hosted on a reliable local HK server. But all links 
				into the forum, like the WHAT'S NEW? and WHAT'S ON? headlines 
				above, are also not working for now. It might take a while to get the forum fixed, maybe days, and 
				we might have to upgrade the entire forum shareware setup. All 
				usernames, passwords, posts and Private Messages should be preserved 
				and unchanged in this 
				upgrade. P.S. Aug 23: I found a forum 
				expert to assist in upgrading our 11-year-old forum which has 
				been attacked repeatedly by spambots over the years. Testing and 
				updating the new version now. The rest of Lamma.com.hk continues 
				to works 
				normally... 
	
	 
	(C) 
	SCMP, Aug 14, 2013    
	
	Harry Harrison writes on Facebook, attracting loads of Likes and 
	Comments: 
	"There'll be no newspapers on Lamma today [T8] so thought I'd post 
	today's cartoon. It's about the problems with the stadium turf..." 
	
	 
	
	  
	Claudia writes: 
	"The Youth Paddling was a great success. About 24 kids turned up - quite 
	a few slightly reluctant but after a short time on the water the kids seemed 
	to really enjoy it. We are planning to have another Open Day in a few weeks 
	then we will begin training for races in September 2013. We are still 
	looking for more paddlers between the ages of 12-17 so if your readers 
	didn't make the last open day they can email me at
	claudia_tarr@yahoo.com for 
	details of our next event. 
	WE WANT YOU FOR THE LAMMA DRAGONS YOUTH TEAM!" 
	
	
	More photos... 
	We're relocating our home and office, one more of the many "Lamma 
	veterans hit by rising rents", as the SCMP headlined a few months ago, 
	after our landlord of 5 years asked for a 50% rent increase over what we 
	paid 2 years ago. We couldn't find a a single 700 sqft flat below $10,000 
	(except high up on the mountainside of Tai Peng Old Village). We'll be 
	leaving YSW after 12 years and "It will be tough to kiss the easy life of 
	YSW goodbye", as one of my future neighbours put it. 
	It might take a few days till I'll get back to updating the Lamma-zine, but 
	my email, forum, WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook messages, etc. will all be handled 
	from my smartphone, even our new remote location on Lamma will have 
	some 4G. 
	
	 Stories and photos from our move (using the excellent 
	Trade Winds 
	Transport moving services once again) will feature our new 
	life, our very own rural "wilderness adventure" which would not suit 99% of 
	the HK population, I think. Stories of hiking and biking up steep hills, 
	surviving the subtropical jungle, spotting the resident huge boar, the King 
	Cobra and various other creepy crawlies,... 
	Many new residents in YSW consider living there a severe hardship already, 
	so many things, services and conveniences they're missing when moving from 
	town! But our new home is on an entirely different level of "hardship and 
	inconvenience", a flat without aircons, no shops, no restaurants, no 
	ambulance access,... 
	But, quoting my future neighbour again, it still "gives a taste of the 
	genuine, quiet, rural experience on Lamma before it disappears for good in a 
	few years", like it seems to have disappeared from much of YSW in the 12 years 
	we've lived there happily. We'll be returning several times every 
	week to the big village, the suburbia of YSW to eat, drink, shop, attend 
	events and catch up with the many friends we've made! 
	   The Island Gym is offering $50 monthly discount 
				for those who join before Sep 12th! Sol, who's running 
				the gym, writes: "We are looking for nice and reliable people 
				to join our gym. The advantages are: You can work out whenever you want (no opening hours); usually 
				you are by yourself (not a lot of people), so can play your own 
				music, etc. You can get a workout in any weather and without 
				having to go into the city.  Plus it's conveniently located, right behind 
				the former gym in Sha Po Old Village; so you can head for a 
				drink into one of the bars right after... just kidding! :))" 
	
	   
	
	   
	Call Sol at 6893 9251 or email 
	islandgym@yahoo.com. 
	More details, photos and fees: 
	
	Island Gym. 
	
	
	
				
				
		 
	Today is Swiss National Day and as members of the huge "Swiss Abroad" 
	community it's our tradition to celebrate it with our only typically Swiss 
	meal of the year. We traveled in style on the Star Ferry to the Swiss Chalet 
	in Tsim Sha Tsui East, one of only two Swiss restaurants in all of HK. 
	Their Executive Luncheon is a great deal, the dishes are really authentic 
	and taste home-made. This is some of the very best Swiss cooking I've ever 
	enjoyed, some of them I hadn't tasted in decades, but still vividly 
	remembering the looks, tastes and smells of my youth, even after a quarter 
	of a century away abroad! 
	
	
	
				
				
		   
	
	
	
				
				
		   
	
	
	
				
				
		   
	
	
	
				
				
		   
	   
	Swiss Fondue, Swiss Movenpick ice-cream, Swiss cheese platter and Swiss 
	cookies. But looking at the chocolate wrapper more closely... "Made in 
	Italy"!! |  
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